MORE RANDOM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED STARTERS.Β strong language & dark themes present. change names/pronouns as required.
β weβre gonna see a thousands ghosts tonight. β
β maybe there was something else going on with him. β
β i feel like maybe he ate some moldy bread or something. β
β thatβs what happened to those people in france. β
β you gotta be fond of wind. β
β you gotta love squeaky shoes. β
β down to the vaults we go. β
β itβs definitely something. β
β we have different ideas of things that are definitely something. β
β not even a little bit of concern on his face. β
β youβre an idiot. β
β i did get spiderwebs in my hair. β
β you look ridiculous with that cobweb in your hair. β
β you just tasted history. β
β i canβt see the top of my head. β
β no one can see the top of your head except god. β
β the fancy boy stairs. β
β weβre fancy boys. β
β a couple of american schmucks. β
β weβre both dipshits. βΒ
β iβm one of the stupidest people to ever walk the earth and i made it up your staircase. β
β and heβs even dumber than me. β
β yes, iβm dumber than him. β
β you son of a bitch. β
β itβs a weird one. β
β iβm jim on the office and i believe in ghosts. β
β thatβs a β thatβs what heads are. β
β we call ourselves hole butts. β
β all hail the obelisk. β
β this sounds like a nightmare. β
β a hundred years before now two royal jackasses sat in this spot, and uh carelessly talked about history. β
β you look like you have the biggest i have ever seen. β
β this is like a thimble on an apple. β
β who chopped a nunβs head off? β
β itβs just never a good sign when you give yourself a nickname. β
β they really knew how to make spooky doors back then. β
β so youβve resorted to orbs now? β
β enjoy that juicy orb. β
β iβm gonna enjoy this juicy orb. β
β youβve got orbs in your brain! β
β if youβre in here matthew you can go fuck yourself. β
β youβll be happy to know that the boys are gone. β
β colchester castle has been conquered by the ghouligans. β
β thatβs us. weβre the ghouligans. β
β youβre off the team. β
