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Imagine having this much time on your hands 🤦‍♀️😑pathetic

I’m the Loona icon

reblogging this again because I fucking NEED it

Update: I’m now in the healthiest and most secure relationship I have ever had. This person is the love of my life and I couldn’t be happier. Do it, magic is real ❤

Every time I go to Walmart I snatch ten lmao

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I can’t chance not reblogging this

I need something good, please happen

No offense but when i spray my lifted Chanel perfume and put on my lifted outfit and scroll through liftblr on my lifted laptop i feel like a bad ass bitch. I’m not sorry for it. Actually proud of it. *winks* stay bad my fellow bitches.

how did u lift chanel perfume 😭

better than sex is trash, mario badescu is overrated and their rose water is bad for ur skin, lush is for rich vegans who’s skin can put up with literally anything, urban outfitters is for rich hipsters and exploits their workers, the body shop is owned by l’oréal/nestle, and corporations themselves are the greatest thieves. don’t feel bad for slipping a brow pencil up ur sleeve lol

I'm back bitches

i can’t wait til t*ylor sw*ft’s new album comes out so i can steal every copy from the store and boost it for travel money haha fuck that bitch

💀 I don't like her music either

How does everyone conceal their g0lf d3tacher?

Boost

my mom is catholic and she just stopped asking eventually 💀💀💀 my friends were always “giving me old stuff”

HOW DID YOU GET THE KANKEN

so i was so proud of myself for this one. it involves slight of hand and creating your own blindspot with clothes. So my U0 is two floors with a lil landing on the stairs and that’s where the kankens are. so i had an armful of clothes with my left hand from downstairs and i was holding them all by the hanger and so with my left hand i reached for the bags and grabbed one while keeping it hidden behind the hangers and at the same time with my right i grabbed the second bag and like examined it like normal browsing when you wanna look at something but not pick it up. and so then i turned and walked up the rest of the stairs swiveling the hangers so the clothes were facing the camera and the kanken was hidden. i walked around a little upstairs picked out some more clothes went to the dressing room. and detagged. i didnt take the foam out but i rolled up the back and put it in my bag said nothing was good for my event and left. I WAS SHAKING AS I LEFT I TELL YOU AND THEN I SXREAMED SO LOUD AS I GOT OUT THE STORE AND LAUGHED UNCONTROLLABLY. I really needed a new bag for school and i have NO money so now im not going to feel poor showing up to class with my worn out sun bleached bag.

The free app PixlMet removes exif data ♥️

I'm sleep🤣