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the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

i invented a new kind of centipede. no youre not allowed to fuck it. yes you still have to try.

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

I come here for sweet digital delights and many of you don't give that to me

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.