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High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

and neither of them are actually hiring

the rapture happened but they only took pjackk

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

i invented a new kind of centipede. no youre not allowed to fuck it. yes you still have to try.

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.