the existence of $100 implies the possibility of having $100, yet at the same time the possibility of something costing $100. so its a real double edged sword

Every time a knight outgrows their armor, all of the knights line up to swap armor down a row. Like hermit crabs.

rupaul

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

get past doctors office ai assistant with my Professional Tip of yelling "HELP! MURDER! HELP ME" until a human answers the phone like and subsrcibe for more Professional Tips

the grinch should not have given all the stuff back

the grinch lacked conviction in his ideals

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

"i believe that there is a special type of person who is born ontologically, inherently, biologically evil and must ritualistically self-flagellate at all times, or otherwise be killed on the most brutal way possible. anyone who disagrees with me on this belief is one of these people" <- a more than concerning amount of you

aborted metaphysicist: why is there nothing instead of something?

odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

(lewdly) ok but does the map match the territory?

A true ally experiences complete ego death whenever I speak. My words pass through them like bright light through polished glass, encountering neither resistance nor reflection, or cold wind through a ruined church.