Hold My Hand

The funniest thing I’ve seen on tumblr in the past few days is that one person who screencapped the post about Demencia having a gemsona just to say she’s somehow above shit like that

(another one from the VD) Demencia is the one who wrote My Immortal. She's Ebony, and Draco is Black Hat.

(that reaction was GOLDEN oh my gosh) Black Hat's shouting has caused the others' some sort of hearing damage. Dem actually has to have a hearing aid because of this, since she's almost always clinging to him or sneaking around behind him.

I just imagined dementia and flug reading that one fic you wrote where Flug calls everyone pet names when he's super tired, and I just want you to write their reactions,+BH is a bonus, ++if 5.0.5's reaction included.

(I'm on a roll with these now you've inspired me) Demencia hates showering alone, so she tends to sneak into showers or baths with any of the others on the team. So, when someone joins who is totally okay with her going so, she almost immediately starts a friendship with them.

(I'm good at headcanons after I get warmed up this is so fun I missed doing this) Obviously, Dem is huge into affection. But it's gone so far as forcing a terrified Flug to cuddle with her, so when she gets a romantic partner that's pretty affection-starved, it's like she's in heaven.

Because she can climb walls and stuff, Dem likes to "trap" her partner in a corner with her hands and feet keeping her up and keeping her partner trapped. Her partner loves this, and thinks it really amusing when she slips up and almost falls.

I used to pronounce touché as "touchy" and my ftiends always laughed at me, but now I can imagine Dementia saying it like that and Flug just making fun of her, always, because he finally found her weakness (hint: it's french)

Apart from 505, Dem is actually the most caring in the group. She does the dishes once everyone's asleep, makes Black Hat and Flug coffee in the morning, and brings the two pillows and blankets whenever they fall asleep when working. She does all of this without anyone knowing, and they just assume that it's some kind of ghost or a secret household member, since 505's paws are too big and fluffy for it to be him.

She likes to dress up as superheros, mainly because it annoys Black Hat, but also because all the outfits look great on her. He favorite one is Spiderman, since they have similar abilities, but she loves dressing as Thor and throwing her toy hammer at Flug while he's working.

Also, concept, i love the whole white hat au, and the whole white hat comes in and hits on/gets with flug and black hat’s like insanely jealous thing -

mMMM okay

I mean OBVIOUSLY u know how we all feel about the gay conspirators prompt. 

Like Flug’s trying to work and then just *forceful headbutt and nuzzle*