Junk Heap. Population: Me

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

i thought op was a witch and was cursing rich people and i got so into it

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

If I see one more post saying xyz person isn't queer because that person's politics don't align with the posters, I'm gonna scream.

Queer does not stop being a community term just because you personally think that someone is evil. It's a political term (that these posts keep defining wrong) and a community term and also a identity marker. All those definitions are interlinked but they still all exist.

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

Not to say his acting career is fucked, but when word gets around that you are openly bragging in interviews about kidnapping teenage girls from their families, tying them up an and blindfolding them, that is not a good look, frankly.

He also doesn't explain why, exactly, they have "8 other girls who look more or less the same" locked in a room. But we know why. There's only one reason armies ever kidnap specifically young women and girls and keep them locked up together.

those kids were lucky ms.frizzle wasn't a history teacher

Ms Frizzle but a history teacher is just Mr Peabody