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"Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die."
hello!! my name is Gabriel, but you can call me whatever you want!! i use he/him and hy/hymn as well as any other neos. i post moodboards, art, and whatever else i feel like posting. dm for commission info and art trades, send asks for moodboard reqs or to bully me!
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oomf scares me a little bit
It's so freeing to realize that you don't have to be rude and abrasive to be manly
ok yayyyyyy random stamps
I'll def make more but I plan on organising them by level/location ^_^ so take these for now. test run ig. enjoy
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I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.
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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps
can we PLEASE take polaroids of the local flora and fauna and label them in a well organized album while we listen to fall out boy PLEASE
and pick up litter as we go
can we PLEASE take polaroids of the local flora and fauna and label them in a well organized album while we listen to fall out boy PLEASE
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Power meets Izutsumi the cat devil. Together they completely decimate the local wildlife..
I think they'd get along well :)
me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme
the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:
yk this would be really funny if it weren't a harbinger of the End Times
i strive to have insane aura and none of the social skills to back it up
sometimes when i text my mom i sound like her hungover college dormmate
sometimes when i text my mom i sound like her hungover college dormmate
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dont listen to my music. dont lie in my bed. were done.
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