LAST PODCAST ON THE LEFT SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 11 — quotes from pulled from the podcast hosted by marcus parks, ben kissel, and henry zebrowski. contains nsfw content. feel free to make alterations.
i got to yell, and you know how much i like to yell.
don’t do this. don’t get my wires crossed.
is it bad that i have a full-on erection?
i am too immature for anything the future brings.
hot chicks can still be villains.
i refuse to let you malign the dick-sucking abilities of [name].
you masturbated to “ghostbusters”?
no one is ever quiet for good reasons.
i just want italian food that somebody else makes.
every time you open your mouth, i’m concerned our careers are gonna be over.
no matter what your momma tells you, violence does solve problems..
i’m on a need to know basis, but you know what i need to know? everything.
my whole life is nothing but potential. dare some say, unfulfilled potential.
you have a wonderful face for a pornstache.
i can’t get into that speech, because this isn’t a bus stop.
all of this shit comes to the surface and i was like, ‘no, no, no, no, no. hahaha, you get outta here, you funny little brain devils.’
it seems like your brain is full of weed. perhaps you’re not seeing things clearly.
i’m gonna be a terrifying skeleton and i hope i’m in a middle school.
don’t let people in your fucking house. ever! even family!
you don’t know a goddamn thing.
time’s a fucking construct, man.
i have a whole thing with math where i don’t think it’s all real.
you remember that night? we went to walmart and we played with hulk gloves.
someone told me the other day that i can’t mention lizards anymore.
i gotta tell ya: i don’t trust the moon.
that is scarier than after a telephone conversation with my mother.
why did you ruin my fantasy?
…i’m just so. you know. i feel weird.
the government is fucking with you. remember that.
turn your home into a vacation with booze.
i was spooked so bad i shit my pants.
whoa! that was the meanest thing you’ve ever said about someone.