#1 wally fan 🥰⚾️♥️‼️

I'M GOING TO FENWAY 🌝

i ask wally to hold out his hand and i give him one of those hard little delectable green guava candies :)

i'm not saying i have a hand in anything, but it is a Big Coincidence that the red sox start playing Record Breaking baseball the minute i start selfshipping with wally. so maybe if your favorite team is doing poorly you should kiss their mascot <3

getting all giddy imagining wally and i going on dates to dunkin ^^ :///)

to those with selectively mute / electively mute / entirely mute f/os, what's your main way of communicating with each other? do you use sign language? communicate through text and writing? maybe you and your f/o are just so connected you know exactly what they're thinking? no matter what, you know your f/o loves you dearly— just look at all they do for you! ^^

if your f/o has fur, imagine them shedding, leading you to always find strands of their fur everywhere. while it's sometimes annoying to clean up, you can't help but find it a little (okay, maybe a lot more than "a little") endearing. after all, it's a reminder that your beloved was there ♥️

im so head over heels for this baseball mascot its actually so unreal.

calling wally "my big green monster" as a pet name while i'm teasing him and he immediately responds by calling me "his human" in the most loving and sincere voice ever that i just sort of bluescreen and die on the spot :///)

wally does not have a phone. at most he got a blackberry in the early 2000s when they were first getting popular and could not deal with the keyboard buttons being so tiny. wally 100% types out every tweet, instagram and social media post on a computer, very often having to call someone over because he forgot what icons mean what. said someone is either a social media intern, me, or his little sister tessie. No Way on Earth this 100+ year old monster knows how to use a phone or even cares about using one properly