B.G. Bossman

dave keeps overloading my cafeteria space with his croonies. send those hogs to the showers first! jeez louise!

Tell me about it! I consider not even letting 'em in the building. I bet Dave would just fly them up to the roof entrance though. 😒

YEAH SURE CAUSE OLD GEEZERS LIKE YOU ARE REEEEAL SCARY

Oh, I'll be real scary if you keep calling my friend a freak. You and that pompadour are just jealous of a real handsome fellow like him.

HONESTLY MAKES SENSE UR HIS PAL. LOSERS ALWAYS LIKE LOSERS… ANYWAY HOWS THE PAY AT THAT CUSHY COMPOUND YOU STAY AT? CONSIDERING YOU JUST SIT ON UR ASS ALL DAY WHILE THE REAL MEN R OUT KILLING, IT CANT BE MUCH.

Oh, I get paid a lot! And I pay bills around here now. It's a GREAT job, way better than being used as cannon fodder. But hey, if you like that then I'm happy for you.

CANNON FODDER? ME???? FUCKER. UR LUCKY UR “FRIEND” OFFERED TO TAKE ME OUT B4 THIS CONVO BC ID HAVE KILLED U 4 THIS

Skinner offered to take you out? Oh, congratulations. I knew you'd figure yourself out eventually.

YEAH SURE CAUSE OLD GEEZERS LIKE YOU ARE REEEEAL SCARY

Oh, I'll be real scary if you keep calling my friend a freak. You and that pompadour are just jealous of a real handsome fellow like him.

HONESTLY MAKES SENSE UR HIS PAL. LOSERS ALWAYS LIKE LOSERS… ANYWAY HOWS THE PAY AT THAT CUSHY COMPOUND YOU STAY AT? CONSIDERING YOU JUST SIT ON UR ASS ALL DAY WHILE THE REAL MEN R OUT KILLING, IT CANT BE MUCH.

Oh, I get paid a lot! And I pay bills around here now. It's a GREAT job, way better than being used as cannon fodder. But hey, if you like that then I'm happy for you.

YEAH SURE CAUSE OLD GEEZERS LIKE YOU ARE REEEEAL SCARY

Oh, I'll be real scary if you keep calling my friend a freak. You and that pompadour are just jealous of a real handsome fellow like him.

Bossman keeps sending me thing about serving stuff by "the splat". For your information I serve you hogs by the splurt.

Tell that to my splats of guac right now.

More like your splurts of guac.

MAY I ASK WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS 😅 I NEVER PARTICULARLY NOTICED.....

HUGE difference, buddy. Trust me. It's all about the quantity and the velocity of the spoon hitting the dish.

Bossman keeps sending me thing about serving stuff by "the splat". For your information I serve you hogs by the splurt.

Tell that to my splats of guac right now.

Rest of my coworkers have this thing. My kitchen is taking in orders from here for any interested vendees looking for the goods.

@skinner-posting THERE HE IS! Finally tracked him down!

awsome if u hear screaming no u didnt

Hey man, you got it. Not any of my business.

WHILE SEARCHING FOR A WEDNESDAY MORNING "GIF" TO E-MAIL TO MY FRIENDS I FOUND OUT THAT TODAY IS "BOSS DAY" A HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE BOSSES 😁 SO I WILL CELEBRATE MY DEAR FRIEND BOSSMAN @bossman-posting HE WORKS VERY HARD ❤️‍🩹

Yeah, and I'm a member too!

WHAT AN EXCELLENT RESUME 😌 BOSSMAN CAN THEY BE MY NEW ASSISTANT I NEED A BIT OF HELP IN MY MEDBAY WITH THE CLONE VATS.