'Chef'

Rest of my coworkers have this thing. My kitchen is taking in orders from here for any interested vendees looking for the goods.

they saying being italian is the new hot thing on the block.

dave keeps overloading my cafeteria space with his croonies. send those hogs to the showers first! jeez louise!

Mmmmmmm yes, It's Beans

Didn't get cracked at all last week. Everyone's getting Block-Of-Hotdog for every meal.

So uh. Whatd I miss? I don't know who exactly covered the counter for me while I was out.

'Pologies for nothing from my end. Had uh that 5 month blinding stew. Horrible crap.

Bossman keeps sending me thing about serving stuff by "the splat". For your information I serve you hogs by the splurt.

New shipment is in. Any takers for this week's new stock? Definitely have some interesting dishes up on the menu.