damien zizes

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OH GOSH LOOK ITS @itsbuffymcintosh BIRTHDAY! YOU’RE GETTING OLD MY DEAR AND I DONT KNOW IF I CAN DEAL WITH HAVING YOU AS A FRIEND ANYMORE. Oh wait that was a joke. I love you really! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAUTIFUL HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY. Thanks for all the amazing memories, you have always made me laugh, and you have always made me happy too and no matter how annoying you can be, I got lucky meeting you and being your fake fiance! 

leahpuckermxn​:

Text 📲 Damien & Leah

Leah: Broadway is lame, right?

Leah: I’m lame for enjoying a Broadway show.

Damien: I mean some shows are pretty sick! What show are you watching?

Anthony: I get that, if I am not back in NY August of next year I will truly question my life choices.

Anthony: Knew it...hmmm, maybe Tuesday after I get off work? It's been a while.

Damien: i can 100% agree with you there. I need to be back in the city at some point.

Anthony: Yes you will...I'm sure you'll be back here visiting before you know it.

Anthony: I come back on Monday...are you sure it's not my ass you miss? Cause I mean...it kinda misses you too.

Damien: oh 100% and if I am not i don't know whats going on in my life.

Okay, so since nobody’s brought it up yet I guess I’ll start the conversation – yes, my birthday is Saturday, no gifts are not expected but are encouraged (gift receipts pls!!), YES I do need a date so, like, if there are any eligible bachelors out there who know how to have a good time… reply with where you’d take me for dinner. 

As for everyone else!! I’m thinking bank Saturday night. Bring money for drinks please!!! 

Oh no your birthday has come round again and now i to figure out the most ugliest gift I can give you this year. I am kiddign you know you can expect the most amazing present.

Anthony: Sorry, best friend who has never left Virginia gets priority!

Anthony: Amazing, as usual. I missed it so much...I already don't want to leave again.

Damien: well I am still very much sad about it but i will get over it.

Damien: so i still can't believe you didn't take me to new york with you.

MARLEY: Um... everything???

MARLEY: Everything I own I bought on sale at Target.

MARLEY: Or has been in my closet since high school.

MARLEY: I just feel like I need an update, you know?

MARLEY: She's... intimidating, maybe that's a better word.

DAMIEN: OKAY OKAY, so what you need is just a brand new wardrobe yeah?

DAMIEN: i can help you out there! let me know when you're free and i will be your personal shopper.

BUFFY: ...

BUFFY: well like i feel like you want me to say no but

BUFFY: yes?

DAMIEN: of course i wanted you to say yes, but YOU ARE THE BOSS so i had to double check.

MARLEY: Hi love! I was wondering if you could help me with something fashiony??

MARLEY: I'd ask Buffy but I don't like her| [deleted]

MARLEY: I'd ask Buffy but she scares me, plus I like your style!!

DAMIEN: Okay and what is it you need help with darling?

BUFFY: i just had the cutest idea!!

BUFFY: WHAT IF we shut down the shop for a couple of weeks and got like a modest little home in the hamptons or smth

DAMIEN: that is a very cute idea. I do like that idea.

bossdamienzizes·:

Right??! Next to Newsies…glad Disney has some good musicals on there. Gives me something to watch a million times. Next to like The Lion King and Little Mermaid. 

Sorry, Leah is my date for this event. Figured if anyone is going with me it should be someone I know well. Yeah, I am trying to impress people to possibly hire me when I return to NY in a year. Me rapping will not impress anyone. I am a terrible rapper. 

What is the Newsies about? Is it any good? Lion King is a classic. I am sure they do but honestly the best thing i have seen them put on there is Hamilton.

Well rude. Wouldn’t you want an handsome guy like me as your date? Some of the sogns aren’t rapping like the King George parts or Eliza’s songs. Or even some of Aaron Burr songs. 

THE TOXIC CODEPENDANT BESTIES - Damien and @itsbuffymcintosh

bossdamienzizes·:

You’re such a dear. I appreciate you. I will so let you know if I need anything at all. I promise.

I mean I am not an animal but thank you for your kind words Kass. 

Well thank you, I can say you're pretty damn attractive yourself

Well aren’t you in a nice mood Thanks handsome. 

bossdamienzizes·:

Kinda busy this weekend, but totally down for a night out in the future. You better not disappoint. Oh yeah? I’ll definitely be there if you’re throwing a party with Lizzie.

Well I am always down for a night out, so when you’re free let me know and I will be on a night out. Of course i am planning it though shes just helping put things in place. 

bossdamienzizes·:

I feel like I’m totally missing out by not partying with you because I have a feeling you totally know how to have a good time.

Everyone who doesn’t party with me misses out on the greatest night of their lives. So now that you know you’re missing out, come out with me this weekend. I am also planning on throwing a party soon with the help of Lizzie.