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@borutoofkonoha
Shikadai finally spilled the beans about the trash talk the geezer with receeding hairline has been spreading about me here, so I made an account. Anything you'd like to say before I show mom more of my blackmail stash @narutoofkonoha ?🙄
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Okay I know I've sent you a lot of asks today but I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go on a date sometime...
A hang out of besties! Sounds fun, you know! When do you want to meet up?
* looks up 'What gift to give to your date' on Ninja Google *
When would work for you? I don’t have anything going on and I doubt anythings going to happen that would greatly impact any of us.
Hmmm, pretty sure we aren't having any family dinner tonight where mom and the geezer glare daggers at each other while me and Hima place bets on which one will explode first as dad watches it all unfold from another room.
Does in an hour sound go to you?
I can meet you in an hour! Where should we meet up though?
Maybe at Flaming Burger? It's close enough for both and we have more options of where to go from that spot.
BORUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STRANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Hey! That’s my mom! Treat them with respect!
How is the adoption process with you anyway!?!? Last time I checked, we just avoided having a weird incestuous uncle-nephew totally platonic bond because my grandma and grandpa collect new kids like Pokemons.
Okay I know I've sent you a lot of asks today but I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go on a date sometime...
A hang out of besties! Sounds fun, you know! When do you want to meet up?
* looks up 'What gift to give to your date' on Ninja Google *
When would work for you? I don’t have anything going on and I doubt anythings going to happen that would greatly impact any of us.
Hmmm, pretty sure we aren't having any family dinner tonight where mom and the geezer glare daggers at each other while me and Hima place bets on which one will explode first as dad watches it all unfold from another room.
Does in an hour sound go to you?
THE CHILD IS UPSET AND I KNOW IT WAS YOUR FAULT
I DON’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON
HIMAWARI IS SAD THAT YOU DONT RETURN HER FEELINGS
FEELINGS??? WHY THE HELL WOULD HIMAWARI, A LITERAL GODDESS, LIKE ME??? A PERSON WHO INHALES AND GETS HIGH ON FEBREEZE??? HER STANDARDS SHOULD BE HIGHER OKAY AND I DONT THINK I’M READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP PLEASE IM TWELVE
I WASNT ASKING YOU TO DATE HER I WAS ASKING YOU TO AT LEAST TELL IT TO HER FACE THAT YOU DONT LIKE HER NICELY
I’M TWELVE I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
HIMAWARI YOU’RE AMAZING AND YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL I JUST DON’T KNOW IF I’M READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP YET, IT’S HARDER THAN JUST SAYING YOU’RE DATING SOMEONE. WHAT IF I SCREW EVERYTHING UP?? I’M TWELVE!
I doesn’t matter I only like you for your personality idc if you screw everything up...
But what if I do? You deserve someone better Himawari! I’m not even sure if I’m ready to date anybody. I do like you, and I want to be in a relationship with you, but maybe we should slow down a bit? I don’t know if I’m ready yet.
you won’t and ofc we could slow down...
Thank you Himawari, I swear that the moment I’m ready to commit, I’ll ask you out. That’s an Inojin Promise! :)
Thanks :)
No problem! But in the meantime, do you wanna paint with me? I have Cake Kawaki and lots of blank paper!
Sure, I’d like to
Hold the f*ck up ( and I'm not the f*ck this time around ). @inojinofkonoha you not only ask my sister out without giving me as much as a warning, but you do it after YOU turn her down in the first place????? Who even does that????
Goes to prepare for a totally platonic date hang out with Mitsuki
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Ok, so now that @himawariofkonoha is finally here and has her name right there in the blog title maybe, JUST MAYBE, the shitty old man @narutoofkonoha will finally WRITE IT RIGHT. MAYHAPS.
Okay I know I've sent you a lot of asks today but I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go on a date sometime...
A hang out of besties! Sounds fun, you know! When do you want to meet up?
* looks up 'What gift to give to your date' on Ninja Google *
BORUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STRANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Boruto come say hi to your sister already
I've just seen that she somehow has a phone now! Maybe I should have gone to her to get one for myself instead of running around Konoha for a week to find mine...
SO...I MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAVE LOST MY PHONE AFTER THROWING AT THE SHITTY OLD MAN'S ANNOYING ASS AND COULDN'T FIND IT UNTIL NOW...
SO THIS IS EMBARRASSING
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Happy valentine’s day, you little twerp. @borutoofkonoha 🙄😒
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Alright, which one of y'all blackmailed him into being nice to me???
Happy Valentines Day. I hope you feel loved and cared about, Boruto.
Thank you, Mitsuki! It's good to know I'm appreciated afte being up aaaaall night long.
Btw, I hope those chocolates reached your adress in time, 'cause otherwise...
how are your kids handling you being with sasuke OPENLY now?
I’m pretty sure that brat B*ruto is happy about it considering he already sees Sasuke as his real dad. But he also happens to think that Sasuke’s too good for me and that he should find someone better. 🙄 Helicopter on the other hand is ecstatic! She always did call Sasuke “mama” after all, instead of Hinata, who is... y’know... Her actual mom... Heh... She’s a little funny sometimes. 😅
The fact that he STILL doesn't know Himawari's name when he's been hearing and reading it constantly thanks to the mess of a divorce he had with mom when she's supposedly his favorite child should be a good enough explanation for why I call him a deadbat dad.
What are your thoughts on B*ruto? Asking for a friend.
I like @borutoofkonoha quite a lot. And am glad he will...technically be my son, soon.
I-I'm not crying, y'all shut up!!!
You better be nice and say congratulations to your father.
Well, I TRIED, but the geezer shut the door in my face before I could finish, so it's entirely his fault that he hasn't got congrats from me.🙄
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Hi how are you
Fine, just having a mental breakdown over remembering that Salad is gonna become my step sister soon.
As much as I'm happy for Lord Seventh and papa, we're gonna be step-siblings now. This is simultaneously the best and worst day of my life.
Why do you continue to remind me of this awful, AWFUL, detail constantly?
