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WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL BORTS MINORTS WEBSITE! So the story goes...Born into his 63rd life in 2006, Borts Minorts has lived in San Francisco, New York City and Los Angeles with an alumni of 17 MINORCHESTRAL member / musicians and 13 dancers. With 2 nominations from the S.F. Weekly for Best Experimental Music and loads of glowing press, Borts Minorts and his arsenal of spandex jumpsuits along with his home made instruments, take pride in blending the absolute weirdest structured chaotic musical concepts of The Residents with the spirit and over the top showmanship of rock legends like David Lee Roth and Iggy Pop. Borts fits in nowhere and everywhere. Even the most jaded can't help but to leave a Borts show smiling!

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INCOMING!!!

This is going to be EPIC!

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DAMN I had such a fucking FANTASTIC time playing The Quarry in Bisbee with Brea Burns and Hank Topless!

#hanktopless #breaburns #thequarrybisbee #bortsminorts

COMING VERY SOOOON on Nefarious Industries!

The long awaited EP collab between Borts Minorts and Timo Ellis!

B R U T

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Last show in NYC one year ago playing on the streets with special appearance by the brilliant Lara Allen

with Sarah Harris from Lucky Baby Daddy! LBD is my favorite Tucson band!

#luckybabydaddy #bortsminorts

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What a joy it was playing Habitation Realty!

#bortsminorts #habitationrealty #tucsonrocks

Dante’s in Portland was a blast!

I saw so many old friends for my 50,000th birthday!

Well... I tried to busk today. I only made 3 dollars. People seemed confused mostly. I still had fun! These are my official... I’m busking pics! Photo by Victoria Tiley

PORTLAND OREGON!

It’s on!!!

See you at DANTE’S!!

Portland!

After Bortsing for 12 years (fingers crossed), I’m FINALLY coming to Portland!

Details to come!

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Oh my god... did I tell you?

Halloween was a blast at The Ear in Brooklyn!

FYI!

Had a blast playing the Timo Ellis tape release party!

NEXT GIG! This Saturday Night!

Hey Pals!

Super pumped for this crazy show i’ll be performing in with some super brilliant visual artists! Hope you can come!!

Artists: Uniska Wahala Kano, Borts Minorts, Kalan Sherrard, Eugenia Pigassiou and Courtney Frances Fallon.

https://www.facebook.com/events/216196009244801/

Saturday at 7 PM - 10 PM3 days from now · 68–79°F Partly Cloudy

pinLocal Project Art Space11-27 44th Rd, Long Island City 11101

#borts minorts #bortsminorts #Kalan Sherrard #Uniska Wahala #courtney frances fallon #uniska wahala kano #Eugenia Pigassiou

San Francisco was so much fun!!!

Thanks everyone who came out to The Knockout in SF!! What a blast it wast! It was incredible to put on the old onesey white unitard and team up with the original line up and bust out all of our dance moves! Hope we can do it again someday!

Here I am pre-show with original members, dance warriors Dinah and Punope!! <3

#borts minorts #bortsminorts

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Wow! Can’t believe how many people came out to see Borts Minorts tonight!!! Just wanted to thank everyone who came and blew my mind with your presence! You TOTALLY gave me all of your good energy which is BORTS FOOD! It was such a fun show and LOVED playing with my new killer little power trio with Rikk and June! @phantomrainbows ! Thanks @nethrock for including me in such a spectacular bill at a nice venue. Grateful!!!❤️⚡️

OH MY GODZ AND GODDESSES! I just recorded a brand new #bortsminorts album with the monstrously talented Timo Ellis of one of my favorite bands on the planet #netherlandsband. (You must check them out) Timo has also played with Cibo Mato, Yoko Ono, Sean Lennon, Joan as Police Woman and John Zorn. He is brilliant and I couldn’t record with a more perfectly musically twisted mind! Plus he lays down some sick dub reggae bass grooves on the album! I am SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU!!! The album is going to be called HORNED GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH and it’s completely ill. It’s sort of like a gospel music Merzbow meets Slayer on cough syrup and brown acid with a sprinkle of Teletubbies and a flourish of Black Flag if they were Irish penny whistlers!

#nethrock #bortsminorts #netherlandsband

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