still some go wandering

❛ Would you like to stay for dinner? ❜

❛ Would you like to stay forever? ❜

❛ My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists. ❜

❛ No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser! ❜

❛ The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. ❜

❛ You don’t meet a girl like that every dynasty. ❜

❛ They’re gifts, to honor the family. ❜

❛ The greatest gift and honor… is having you for a daughter. ❜

❛ My little baby, off to destroy people. ❜

❛ I’ve heard a great deal about you. ❜

❛ My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. ❜

❛ Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! ❜

❛ Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow. ❜

❛ I’m just nervous. I’ve never done this before. ❜

❛ Then you’re gonna have to trust me. And don’t you slap me no more. ❜

❛ Okey-dokey, let’s get this show on the road! ❜

❛ The truth is, we’re both frauds. ❜

❛ Your ancestors never sent me, they don’t even like me. ❜

❛ What? What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me? ❜

❛ And what are you, a sheep? ❜

❛ I will never pass for a perfect bride. ❜

❛ Now I see, that if I were truly to be myself, I would break my family’s heart. ❜

❛ Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? ❜

❛ Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? ❜

❛ Somehow I cannot hide who I am, though I’ve tried. ❜

❛ When will my reflection show who I am inside? ❜

❛ One family reunion comin’ right up. ❜

❛ Okay, people, people, look alive. ❜

❛ Rise and shine. Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me. ❜

❛ Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should’ve brought home a man. ❜

❛ Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick! ❜

❛ Now remember, it’s your first day of trainin’, so listen to your teacher and no fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt. ❜

❛ But I don’t wanna kick the other kid’s butt. ❜

❛ Don’t talk with your mouth full. Now let’s see your war face. ❜

❛ Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. ❜

❛ The Huns are alive! They’re in the city! ❜

❛ You don’t belong here. Go home.  ❜

❛ I saw them in the mountains. You have to believe me! ❜

❛ Why else would I come back? ❜

❛ My, what beautiful blossoms we have this year. But look, this one’s late. But I’ll bet that when it blooms, it will be the most beautiful of all. ❜

❛ I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me! ❜

❛ No matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it. ❜

❛ I liiiiiiiiiive! ❜

❛ I… ring the gong. ❜

❛ You are the craziest man I’ve ever met, and for that I owe you my life. ❜

❛ You’re king of the mountain! ❜

❛ I’m gonna hit you so hard, it’ll make your ancestors dizzy. ❜

❛ Well, he doesn’t talk about me much. ❜

❛ I can see why. The boy is an absolute lunatic. ❜

❛ I’ve a girl at home who’s unlike any other… ❜

❛ Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother. ❜

❛ My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? ❜

❛ Hey! Dragon. Dra-gon, not lizard. I don’t do that tongue thing. ❜

❛ My little baby’s all grown up and… and savin’ China. You have a tissue? ❜

❛ That was vile! You owe me big. ❜

❛ I never want to see a naked man again. ❜

❛ Hey, don’t look at me, I ain’t biting no more butts. ❜

❛ Looks like you’re all out of ideas. ❜

❛ Insubordinate ruffians! You men owe me a new pair of slippers! ❜

❛ And I do not squeal like a girl. ❜

❛ Urgent news from the General. ❜

❛ Citizens, I need firepower. ❜

❛ Um… You… You fight good. ❜

❛ Ah, you ain’t worth my time, chicken boy. ❜

❛ Say that to my face, you limp noodle! ❜

❛ Let’s get down to business. ❜

❛ Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? ❜

❛ Mister, I’ll make a man out of you. ❜

❛ I’ll get that arrow, pretty boy, and I’ll do it with my shirt on. ❜

❛ They popped out of the snow, like daisies! ❜

❛ I don’t need anyone causing trouble in my camp. ❜

❛ Does this dress make me look fat? ❜

❛ You missed! How could you miss? He was three feet from you! ❜

❛ It is an honor to protect my country and my family. ❜

❛ I know my place! It is time you learned yours. ❜

❛ I’m doomed! And all ‘cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road. ❜

❛ A single grain of rice can tip the scale. ❜

❛ Just because I look like a man doesn’t mean I have to smell like one. ❜

                                                I CAN DO THIS, SHE THOUGHT. 

mmm boy this had been in the works for 3 months

                                                I CAN DO THIS, SHE THOUGHT. 

sad? watch lord of the rings. happy? watch lord of the rings. sick? watch lord of the rings. sleepy? watch lord of the rings. dying from a festering wound? watch lord of the rings. have homework to do? watch lord of the rings.

                  “ BY  MY  ART,  YOUR  GRIEF  MAY  BE  LESSENED. ” 

                    ind.  &  sel.  tolkien  rp  /  celebrimbor  of  eregion  /  written  by  skitty . 

Ruins of Melrose Abbey, taken by Zhang Jingna

Founded in 1136 by Cistercian monks on the request of King David I, Melrose Abbey is a partly ruined monastery now maintained by Historic Scotland. Known for its carved decorative details in the forms of dragons, saints, gargoyles and plants, the abbey’s grounds is said to be the resting place of the embalmed heart of King Robert the Bruce.

“C’mere – I am an amazing big spoon.”

“You’re so short! How can you expect to be the big spoon?”

“I’ve.. never been the little spoon before.” 

“You’re softer than a pillow…”

“Everyone thinks this is so intimate, being in bed together… I just want to sleep.”

“Can you scratch my back? It always helps me sleep.”

“Ahh, you’re like my personal bedwarmer! So warm…”

“Jeez, why are you so hot!”

“I talk in my sleep, just so you know.”

“Why are you so far away? Scoot closer.”

“That’s my favorite pillow! Give it back!”

Bonus; the morning after!

“My favorite part of last night was definitely you snoring in my ear.”

“How is it that you’re so small, but still managed to take up all of the bed?”

“Good morning! I’ve made breakfast, here –”

So! WHO HERE likes the sound of warrior women over 6′5 and build like tanks? What about soft princes with gentle faces who look into the mouth of oblivion and say… nah? Well you’re in luck because I got BOTH in stock for the TOLKIEN RPERS, give this post a LIKE or a REBLOG if you’re feeling like playing with these kids of mine or are just… really gay.