Feeling normal.

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

We could have been eating him

:D

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

you cant call it that

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

I didn't do so right away but jesus wept I PUSHED myself to learn to read SPECIFICALLY so I could read The Hobbit! It is, in fact, a children's story! And children only see page count as 'there is a lot of this fun story to read!'

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

sorry your kid wouldnt stop naming pokemon in order so we had to flatten em into a sheet of lasagna