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I Really Like Deer.

They're just so shy and sweet.

I Want To Hug One.

I'm sure I could convince The Branch to let me bring you a stuffed deer or something

Oh! Oh, That'd Be Lovely!

I'd really appreciate that, friend!

Oh course!

You might have to.. uh..

Make some space for it in your room, though

Well, I'm Sure I Could Make Room.

I don't have too many stuffed animals, do i?

No-! Of course not!!

I Really Like Deer.

They're just so shy and sweet.

I Want To Hug One.

I'm sure I could convince The Branch to let me bring you a stuffed deer or something

Oh! Oh, That'd Be Lovely!

I'd really appreciate that, friend!

Oh course!

You might have to.. uh..

Make some space for it in your room, though

I Really Like Deer.

They're just so shy and sweet.

I Want To Hug One.

I'm sure I could convince The Branch to let me bring you a stuffed deer or something

Since @michealmores is finally in office, we should probably have that meeting we've been meaning to have for- .. two months.

@sabadoofthehalls @chimechimechimegoesthebell @orangemannnnn @inyourwallsssss @knockonthedoorknob @jolene-xoxo @ttbsparrow @larrytherestocker @literally-piper-mclean @michealmores @creekgoesthefloors @juicyratmen @stoneemann @imreallyeepy @moonflowerdotco

You had to pick the one day of the week I'm here.

Yes ballsack. Now sit down.

Fuck you.

How do you have a wife still.

Says the dumbass whose never had a stable relationship.

MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE BEEN MORE STABLE THAN YOUR INCOME.

I GET PAID MORE THAN YOU DO, AND YOU HAVE A HIGHER ROLE IN THE COMPANY. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN.

HOW DID YOUR MARRIAGE HAPPEN.

SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU

Sabado shut the fuck up before I get fired.

YOU STARTED THIS YOU BITCH! YOU GOT ALZHEIMERS?

WERE THE SAME AGE FUCKFACE! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WALKED OUT OF A NUCLEAR REACTOR. LOOKIN LIKE A DEFORMED FROG.

YOU LOOK LIKE WET TOILET PAPER.

*GASP*

SIT THE FUCK DOWN BEFORE I SHOVE YOU BOTH IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET

FINE!

Pussy.

YOU LITTLE SHIT—

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ANYWAYS.

I wanted to have a NORMAL meeting about BASIC STORAGE TOPICS, but NOW we're having a GODAMN COCKFIGHT BETWEEN TWO HEADLESS CHICKENS!

larrytherestocker

branch j have news..

I lost the key to the neckular bomb

. . .

inyourwallsssss

. . .

IM GOING TO BLOW THiS FUCKING BUILDING UP I SWEAR TO GOD.

FIND THAT KEY, OR WHEN I FIND IT IM SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS.

Bet you do that with a certain someone on a regular basis—

FUCKING CHOKE–

larrytherestocker

On walls-

CHOKE ON AIR BITCH

*bro fuckin jumps over the table to strangle this mf goofy style*

larrytherestocker

oooooh I like it

FUCKING DIE!