Oh, so I'm not the only one who fought with the nurses after a surgery lmao (well it's not top surgery - but I wish lmao)
I was convinced we were a day *after* my surgery, when it's only been 3 hours...and I got into a fight with a poor nurse because I was so convinced I was right (also I had the same problem with puking because of the anaesthesia... it was awful for my ribs lmao)
Confused anesthesia buddy \o/
I cried my eyes out for maybe 20 minutes, saying to @borderline-rat (who did the surgery at the same day than I because we asked :D!!) that I love him so much and that he’s really pretty (and I do & he is, that’s fact) than when he asked me if I knew why we were here, I said that we were in 1969 and that I don’t understand why they bandaged my chest when I took a bullet in the shoulder. Quite a shook when he told me it was 2020-
(Anesthesia is like “I’ll give you a good sleepy sleep and then you’re gonna empty your damn stomach because fuck you that’s why.”)
That's a lie @annoyedlord is the prettiest
(the rest of the story is 100% true though)
