This blog is awful!

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

not "he" as in "he/him" but "he" as in "hedgehog"

@mx-unsmiley I'm sure you've seen this but what's your take

'i might be non binary but i have to stop eggman's nefarious plans so idrc about that rn'

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

Can…can we try this?