yeah i shred *throws cheese at you*

Twink

Am I basic for saying Cynthia and Jessie... ?? Cos like, COME ONNNNN they're both baddies 😩

Dad... am I named after two pokemon characters?

Ok kiddo funny story, me and my mate both agreed on the name Joy together, it was kinda a said-at-the-same-time thing. My reasoning may or may not have been cos of Nurse Joy, but theirs was cos you'll be our little bundle of joy 😄

doing a bit more than that... I mean what?

ALSO WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE???

NOTHING I SAID NOTHING

And it'll be like, ohhhh here's girlfriend Lily, not bestie Lily 😼

Besides, she's MY bestie, papa. We're practically twins. Just like you and Uncle David were growing up!

alright come downstairs and hop on smash with me kiddo, I'm not holding back and you WILL lose multiple times in a row for not telling me you're on here sooner

Are you asking me to lose on purpose? Because you taught me better than that.

Why is Lily skipping school. Matter of fact why are you ALL wanting to skip school? Go to class, kiddo.

And no lying. I know your tells, little man. 🤨

doing a bit more than that... I mean what?

ALSO WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE???

NOTHING I SAID NOTHING

And it'll be like, ohhhh here's girlfriend Lily, not bestie Lily 😼

alright come downstairs and hop on smash with me kiddo, I'm not holding back and you WILL lose multiple times in a row for not telling me you're on here sooner

Are you asking me to lose on purpose? Because you taught me better than that.

Why is Lily skipping school. Matter of fact why are you ALL wanting to skip school? Go to class, kiddo.

doing a bit more than that... I mean what?

ALSO WHAT DID YOU SAY THERE???