baaabesolutely adorable

My apologies for my sudden absence. I was busy collecting my reward for winning the smash tournament. Now I can’t say with certainty that the prizes have stopped comin’, but I’ll try ta’ stave em’ off for now.

that's a valid reason to be absent

i just finished some work stuffs, wanna go out and grab some fast food? i can excuse you getting red bull this time.

The thing is, @bootyliciousbaaabe isn’t the first person to make the joke- it was fucking @https-collins

that is true and i have the evidence for it

we barely have enough room for anything in this apartment darling so nope

mhm that's what i thought 😤 now you better get yourself home early today, your dad worked hard making your favorite garlic bread.

baby i read that as trump and i just put on the most disgusted face ever

you do honey you do