i have worked just shy of 90 hours in the past 8 days and im forreal penis delirious right now

in other news, i finally got in to see a urologist again for the first time in my adult life (reverse shoutout to my parents who just. stopped taking me to the pediatric urologist for some reason even tho nothing had been treated yet msndndn) and wow. wouldve pushed for this referral years sooner if i realized how easy/effectively some of these issues could be treated with the right meds omfg. better late than never but still.....hindsight is 20/20 mssmnfnfnfn

if theres one silver lining to come out of chronic post-pandemic staff retention issues, it's that my senority has a little more pull these days in terms of getting my more High Demand vacation requests off on this years planner LMAOOO. like i got 2 weeks off in peak summer as well as a week off around the august long weekend... i have literally never in my life had a july or august vacation request get approved before KDNDNFNF little baby nurse is moving up the ranks finally!!!!!

okay so I've had hundreds (if not over a thousand by now) of needle pokes and/or injections in my lifetime, and a good chunk of them were pretty miserable to receive, pain wise. but holy fuck my physiatrist did the full migraine botox protocol on me this morning for the first time and i swear to God, no other needle i have ever had before hurt as bad as that tiny ass 30g needle going right between my eyebrows....i damn near screamed it hurt soooo fucking bad (which was probably not helped by the fact that i went in with an active migraine ksjsndjd). that sheer level of pain was so damn unexpected mwcmwmfm hate!

lmao just got diagnosed with sleep apnea and have never been stoked to have a new diagnosis LMAO purely because i am sooooo desperate to just HAVE SOME ENERGY (hopefully) for once in my life 😭😭😭

balloon has no business being so damn good. doechii slayed pussy forreal

omg so i was at the massage place and as we were wrapping up at the front desk, the therapist was like Gurl you've spent like $5300 here since you started and I'm like. 💀 omg gurl don't tell me that KWMWMNJEJR ignorance is bliss i hate hearing that number

wtf man my TSH has more than doubled again😭 can my body please just fuckin Choose Homeostasis for once

HAPPY MONDAY NEW TYLER SINGLE !!!!!

i am forever grateful that i possess the knowledge and skill set to make some absofuckinglutely bomb ass soups just based off vibes