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imagine: remus lupin, after the events of prisoner of azkaban, silently going up to dumbledore’s office, and throwing a frickin tantrum. “you told me not to pursue it! you told me he was guilty!”

“i did not know,” answers dumbledore, “no more than you did, remus.”

“I - DID - KNOW! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU HE WAS INNOCENT AND YOU TOLD ME TO LET IT GO! you - i - TWELVE YEARS HE ROTTED IN THAT CELL! TWELVE YEARS, AND YOU DID NOTHING! you - you………”

he draws himself up, stops shaking, and takes a deep breath.

“i quit,” he says bluntly, then turns and walks away.

averylilyevans

this is how it happened

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booopie

I don’t know what anime this is... but I want to. So I can watch it.

evilsupplyco

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

oncemorewithsinging

This is surprisingly motivating.

ectoturntechbiologist

Reblog if you are NOT a Donald Trump supporter.

My family ranted to me last night about how they think Donald Trump is the only responsible person trying to run for president and they think “everyone supports him”.

I want to prove them wrong.

andthentherewasarat

The food begging is real in this one

rc-hawkeye

Best Derp video of a Red Tail

teambuteo

Oh no my claws and wings seem ineffective, I shall peep…

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icouldbereadingnow

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

youve-got-wings

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

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i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife

did-you-know

Momentary Ink prints your tattoo designs as custom temporary tattoos that last 3-10 days so you can try your ideas before you commit to one.

Source

justanothergreyface

@styliferous among others

styliferous

What a good idea though!!!

ethereal-business-cabaret

Another useful idea: cosplay.

roachpatrol

!!!

nijuukoo

REALLY USEFUL FOR MY COMMISSIONERS!!

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Public Service Announcement: If you are not a virgin do not presume to wear a white wedding dress. It is an honor that is earned from chastity and virtue. Not a tradition for you to soil if you lacked the same.

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I’m gonna wear a thong and diamond nipple pasties to my wedding is that okay

daisy-dreamz

Fuck you I’m gonna wear what I want

booopie

Actuuuuuallly.....

The white=purity thing came later. Originally, a pure white wedding dress was only to signify you had enough money to burn on a dress you’d only wear once and could tooooootally handle it getting it ruined which was highly likely because you know, it’s white. But Queens and other royals were like “Fuck man gotta seem rich”. Usually wedding clothes were just Sunday best (for church) and were usually darker colors like blacks, grays, and browns because they don’t stain and were hardier.

So really, you can go fuck yourself with your purity bullshit. A woman is just as worthy to wear white or whatever color she goddamn wants whether or not she has that flimsy piece of flesh called a hymen or has rocked 100 penises (or fingerbanged and equal number of vaginas!)

voidscreamingformillenials

don’t trust people who don’t value Hufflepuffs

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firewhisky

JK Rowling has posted new writing about wizarding schools on Pottermore and it’s all exactly as wonderful as you would it expect it to be.

Read about Mahoutokoro (located in Japan) here

Read about Uagadou (located in Africa) here

Read about Castelobruxo (located in Brazil) here

Read about Beauxbatons (located in the Pyrenees) here

Read about Durmstrang (located who knows where) here

digg

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

rikkipoynter

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

poryqon

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

elpiething

I feel like this needs to be Seussified.

I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.

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Oceanic Zones by Liger Inuzuka

Initializing artist’s comments… A web design project for college in which we were tasked to create an interactive infographic. This is the static graphic version of the art piece as the online version is not posted.

Can you recognize all of the animals?

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charmory

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

jali-jali

No shit. That tom cat was like:

“This thorn invested wall means nothing.”

“I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady.”

and the lady cat was all:

“My brave darling.”

OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!

Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.

Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.

Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.

youkofujima

OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant.

forthegothicheroine

Few romantic heroes could do better.

stoneandbloodandwater

I don’t post cats often but that illustration.

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