meh.

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

i think it’s a shame that so many people speak perfect english just from the internet/tv and get no real recognition for it. there’s this horrible assumption that being fluent in english is just a given (propaganda from americans in cargo shorts i believe) and english is brushed off as an “easy” language. that isn’t the case at all and if you’ve learned english that’s amazing and im honestly in awe. i hate that people achieve so much to reach the minimum expectation, and then english speakers will pat themselves on the back for being able to count to 10 in french

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

WE WOULD’VE ACCEPTED YOU STEVE. MY DAD WAS BALD. I COULD HANDLE IT!!! I FUCKING HAAAATE JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5000 NOTES BUT 7 PEOPLE, INCLUDING ME, SIGNED IT. FAKE BLUES CLUES FANS

#bringbacksteveburns2018

I signed it Wooooo

The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

Chaotic good.

That might be the clearest instructions I’ve ever seen from an animal