You're Just My Type

I don’t watch the show and I haven’t read the books, and even I knew Jon Snow wasn’t dead.

They’re on the hunt. They’re after you.

when Jesus knew Judas would betray him but invited him to brunch just for the drama of it all

Real Housewives of Nazareth

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going

The guy who made Super Size Me should’ve done it during a Monopoly sweepstakes

I hope John Oliver does his weekly bit on the Panama Papers because right now I barely understand what the fuck is going on.

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

required reading 

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.