Once Upon A Time...

me, blowing a kiss at the sun: for jeremy knox

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

the thing i most appreciate about the foxhole court is how fuckin buckwild it commits to being from chapter 1. like the initial description of andrew is “the foxes’ deadliest investment” and you’re like “haha that probably just means he’s really good at exy” and then it’s just like lmao joke’s on you this man has literally killed someone. neil and kevin once watched neil’s father cut someone into a hundred pieces, because that’s a thing that sometimes just fuckin happens in life. angsty cigarette reflections. face tattoos. lying about your age and probably a lot of other things. it’s really all out there on the table and I respect that.

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

It’s so tragic, they still had so much to do, so much to see

i’m convinced neil josten’s insta/twitter bio is “stressed, blessed, and exy obsessed” breathe if u agree

Colin Firth is really out here living his best life in 2018, swinging around on a boat to Dancing Queen and Titanic posing with Stellan Skarsgard on the prow and still ending up drenched in a body of water while wearing a white shirt because he respects his own legacy. 

My favorite quote from him is something like “I’m well aware that if I changed careers today, became an astronaut, and was the first human to go to another planet, the headline would read ‘Mr. Darcy Goes to Mars.’”