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Holy shit I love this so fucking much OHMYGOD

Look at somalia, you can see where ships have avoided her waters.

Shit lol

this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling

Dad Solo has no time for your space magic, Benjamin.

I feel this post on a deep and spiritual level.

I think that one curl does it out of spite

“Yall fuckin stupid imma do me and be perfect while im at it”

This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls

This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????

I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.

I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool

Ummm 😳 ok wow

This is amazing.

Wooweeee ☺️

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

i want people who are this invested in me

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

this is oddly specific are you ok

I Am Fantastic Thanks for Asking

“I’ll see how I feel” - Translation: You won’t be seeing me later