Foot Meet Mouth

moving to Iowa

Don’t get me wrong this is friggin awesome, but I don’t think they should limit it to males only. Everyone everywhere should have to do this.

this guy ^ :)

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.

Thank YOU HOLY SHIT

true! BUT that doesn't give anyone the right to take advantage of a person. We were all fuck ups in our teens. Doesn't mean they should be scarred for life, raped, and/or murdered. You don't deserve cancer just because you're a smoker. I wouldn't look at someone with lung cancer on their deathbed and tell them "Ha, you fucking deserved it" 

no sorry i haven’t heard of that popular top 40 song i’ve been living under a punk rock

gentry all the way

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

he'll make a great dad

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

you're not fucking with Ravenclaws

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

my kinky fucking life

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

it would be over the counter for $3 in a fucking heartbeat. 

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

NOPE BYE

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

NO FUCKING WAY

Usually these things are bullshit but this is legit terrifying

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

I would like a statistic on how many people received hate for believing that hate wont end hate