merbabe

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

This is such an evil way to switch around statistics

Expose him

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

One day I hope I am the girl that walks into a room and all eyes are on her. 

The trick is to get a really big hat and then scream

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going