The Underdog;

But I’ve been standing like this for nearly thirty minutes!

I told you it'd take awhile before you agreed to do this.

I— what?— fine, but this better be good. 

The only thing that's not going to make it good is if you keep moving.

Okay, Miss Grumpypants… [Stays still, trying not to move at all when accidentally, she sneezes] Oh god, I’m so sorry! 

Hey! I'm not grumpy, it's hard to paint you when you're moving all the time. -looks at her for a seconds after she sneezes- It's fine, no need to be sorry... You actually had a reason this time.

Do it. If the world ends tomorrow, you’re going to wish you had.

Well what’s your name?

Bonnie, Bonnie Anderson. Oh and before you ask, no, I am not related to the Anderson sisters.

Do it! Well, only do it if it’s not gonna give you a stomachache later. 

I can't promise that I won't get a stomachache later...

Did you just say cake?

Mhm, yes I did.

Maybe you could eat just a part of the cake now, and the remaining part later. You might get sick if you eat the entire cake right now, don’t you think?

That is very true, plus, I don't think I could eat the whole thing at once.. I'll probably need a break from it.

If being fat is your thing, yeah.

Maybe it is?

Don’t do it, unless you want to be called thunder thighs for the next month.

Thunder thighs? Do you really think people will call me that from eating one cake by myself?

If you decide…so you’re offering to share your cake with me and you don’t even know my name. I’ve gotta say that’s a bit risky. 

Err, yeah; I don't know, I guess knowing your name would be a good thing before I actually share my cake with you. -nods her head slightly- 

Well I can’t give you an answer. 

Well um- I don't know; maybe you could, possibly, share the cake with me if I decide to eat it? Like, just so I don't feel so guilty eating it on my own.

Do whatever you want?

The thing is, I don't know what I want. Like do I really want to eat the cake? Or don't I?