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i hope i can get farted on sooner than later 😓😓i don't know what id do , id definitely try to sniff as much as possible and stick my face in there as close as i can, but like also try to eat it/swallow or lick the hole aswell

just ate ass, had my face sat on, and ate pussy for the first time in a long time i joked about putting my fingers in both holes and she said "if you did that i'd fart" and i was like i'd just sniff my fingers like you're not gonna scare me away only entice me

i need someone to fart so hard i can feel my lap turn wet

meow

someone should tell me when they are about to have the worst shit ever like exploding so i can plug it up with my mouth like a drainage system

can someone fart down my throat i wanna taste it plz

another dream of mine is to see someone push out an insanely big log, big enough for me to use as a fleshlight

i'd eat ur sharts idc tbh >:P

wish i was better at relationships cause they're all i can think about some times

today sucked , and to top it off there's no one's farts i can inhale 💔💔

feel the opposite of good i think that's called feeling bad

i've seen so many jokes but i'd unironically kill for a fart vape like i'd pay DOUBLE

my wish is to find someone who will tell me when they are about to fart so i can get behind them and sniff

think my ultimate goal is to be used as a seat, but whenever i'm minding my own business. like getting on my lap or face just to push and mess yourself to where i can feel the warmth,,, like yeah marry me

i only get on here when i'm really high and i'm like just about to touch myself but not completely unclothed :p

i didn't know i'd get so many dms im so sorry maybe this ain't for me i just go on here once in a while to get fucked up and start talking about my gross thoughts out loud

diaper me please !!!! graaaaaaahhhh !!!!! i don't want to willingly put one on someone pls do it for me