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I think it’s safe to say that officially none of these even come close to fitting me anymore.

(6) loaves or 144oz of wonder, giant white or cheaper equivalent

(12) sticks or 36oz imperial veggie spread

(6) 7.5oz-jars of fluff

(3) 18oz-jars peanut butter

(12) medium bananas. bananas

Only drink chocolate milk (any kind), juice, or soda with lots of ice.

over 31 kcal, over 20 lbs

not including drinks 👄.

The challenge is this: one every 15 minutes, for 24 hours. That gives you 3 hours of sleep. Set a repeating alarm.

No stopping.

Piggy sits this one out if:

Scared of bursting...if they're sure

Bleeding or sensitive guts

Never broke 10kcal.

You're to be edged until every sammy has been pushed inside. Whenever You get too close to that edge, burps will be painfully fondled out of you. Back and forth. Just this and TV for a day.

No thoughts needed. Methodical swallowing. Be bored, except for the fondling...and the pain 👄

Made 20kcal before? Add another half to everything.

With trash ingredients you or a sponsor can do it for less than $25 if you can haul your buns to a bulk store 🍑🥵

Not that you should. This is a challenge i wrote for a sweet piggy who can...take it 👄