my tongue is a weapon(autoplay)

“There’s a dead human in our house.”

“[name], what did you do?”

“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”

“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”

“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”

“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”

“That kills people!”

“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”

“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”

“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”

“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “

“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”

“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”

“What is wrong with you, [name]?”

“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”

“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”

“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”

“That sounds dangerous.”

“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”

“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”

“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”

“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”

“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”

“I will not apologize for art.”

“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”

“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”

“You are just terrible today!”

“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”

❛ Every path is the right path. ❜

❛ As long as you don’t choose, everything remains possible. ❜

❛ You have to make the right choice. ❜

❛ In chess, it’s called Zugzwang – when the only viable move … is not to move. ❜

❛ I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid I haven’t been alive enough. ❜

❛ What did I do to deserve this? ❜

❛ You can’t not exist. Is there life after death? ❜

❛ How can you be so sure you even exist? ❜

❛ When we were separated, I said I would never love anyone else, ever. I would never become attached, I’d never stay put anywhere, I’d have nothing for myself; I decided I would pretend to be alive. And this is what I’ve been waiting for, all this time, renouncing all possible lives, for one only, with you. ❜

❛ I’d just like to ask you one question. Did you do it on purpose? ❜

❛ Choices have been made. I can only continue on. ❜

❛ Time is a result of the expansion of the universe itself. But what will happen when the universe has finished expanding? ❜

❛ Urgh, you’re still here? Did I fall asleep? ❜

❛ There’s no life without you. ❜

❛ Go slowly. I have to get used to this. ❜

❛ I talked to you so much when you weren’t there, it’s strange for me to talk to you for real. ❜

❛ I often have this dream. I can hear you screaming, there is a bear. I chase it away and you’re not afraid anymore. But when I wake up, there’s no bear but you’re still afraid. ❜

❛ I don’t dare to move, I don’t live, whatever I do is a disaster. ❜

❛ I will never leave anything to chance again. ❜

❛ I’m not happy. I’m going crazy. ❜

❛ Every morning when I wake up, I rub my eyes and I see your face and I start crying. ❜

❛ I don’t know what to do! It’s not my fault, right? You’re not gonna leave me, are you? ❜

❛ How can you stay so calm? How can you be like that? You’re not human! ❜

❛ The smoke comes out of the cigarette, but it never goes back in. We cannot go back. That’s why it’s hard to choose. ❜

❛ It doesn’t look like there is much to do. I hope I brought enough Sudoku. ❜

❛ You’re the first and last person I’ll ever love. ❜

❛ They say if you slow your breathing, time slows down. ❜

❛ We shouldn’t. You don’t know me and I’m not a good person. ❜

❛ Don’t try to make me feel better, it only makes me feel guiltier! What’s wrong with me? ❜

❛ You have a gift for making people uncomfortable. ❜

❛ You never notice me, you never notice anyone. ❜

❛ Do you know how to talk? Well say something. ❜

❛ You know what I don’t want? I don’t want to be like you. ❜

❛ I’m going to marry the first girl that dances with me tonight. ❜