play dead

morcinder:

im gonna save that and thats just gonna be what i picture every time i talk to you from now on

i mean it ain’t THAT inaccurate but phew i’m so glad i’m better lookin than you

youre a fucking alien thats not even comparable

i’m a cute alien though. what’s your excuse?

morcinder:

im gonna save that and thats just gonna be what i picture every time i talk to you from now on

i mean it ain’t THAT inaccurate but phew i’m so glad i’m better lookin than you

morcinder:

my birth father and all the dudes in my family are complete tools

#doubt

i guess it runs in the family then haaa!!! (slaps knee)

listen you undergrown furry,

whoa

t (ツ) t

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i forgot i hate jack

#testimonials

morcinder:

my birth father and all the dudes in my family are complete tools

#doubt

i guess it runs in the family then haaa!!! (slaps knee)

listen you undergrown furry,

whoa

morcinder:

my birth father and all the dudes in my family are complete tools

#doubt

i guess it runs in the family then haaa!!! (slaps knee)

@bonecasting

because erico was a fuckin fool and a sucker for tradition

aint you dead yet jack

idk who that is but he sounds lame and like a tool

despite my best efforts (a joke probably) no

Jack the Axar, noted!

Aaah, your magic works a lot different than mine! We don’t have any sort of ‘tainted’ magic like you apparently do. Magic is just magic, your intentions are what shape it. But why would you use it if it changes you?

Just for the power of it I assume?

#jesus christ how horrifying

the magic itself isn’t tainted, but it’s like.

i mean, to answer your question, using it is kind of like doing a fuckload of coke. it’s awesome and fun until you fucking die or have a heart-attack, and that doesn’t teach you a lesson at all because you end up doing it again until your blood turns black and your eyes bleed every wednesday.

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Big Fin Squid

Found at Shell Oil drilling site. 11/11/07. 7800 ft. down in the Gulf of Mexico.

anshelinasholie

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

Axar, is that what you are? Why in the world would they outlaw something as useful as necromancy? I mean sure the morals are questionable, but its not like it doesn’t have legitimate applications!

Earth and metal, two things I have little experience with. Do they not have applications in necromancy though? I’d imagine earth would at least.

yep that’s me. and it creates a huge power imbalance. necromancy is tied to blood magic and black magic, and those are some of the most powerful but also the most costly. it really fucks you up, you know, it taints you, makes you nasty.

earth and metal are aligned with nature, they’re a lesser representation of a fundamental force.

dark stuff is like. a magical powerhouse, because it exists everywhere, not just in specific environments.

Aw come on, necromancy isn’t even that bad! She needs to lighten up.

Gosh what a downer, no wonder she’s dead.

it is when you’re an axar. necromancy is forbidden, and practicing it is punishable by death.

also my clan practiced more earth and metal-based things, so squeezin out a dark mage is kind of a shocker. and she thought it was just a phase! ah, rest her soul... i never liked her much.

Did you really?

yes! i communed with her ghost and everything was going great until i told her i was a necromancer and she started with this “i have no son, i have no son” biz and, well, you know how it is.

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Team “Needs a Ouija board to use the ‘Mom Says I Can’t’ excuse”.

i did that once, it was awesome.

Remember when I had living parents?

I don’t.

dead parents club represent!

Where are the matching t shirts?