Hey, anybody down to pretend to be my valentine? They're having a half off sale for couples down by the river. I need to get me some gloop.

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@bomca-the-goblin
Hey, anybody down to pretend to be my valentine? They're having a half off sale for couples down by the river. I need to get me some gloop.

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would you guys still engage with my posts if I was a original copy of the art of war by sun tzu? please be honest.
So I have this crazy ass story to tell and nobody is going to believe me unless I tell you guys it right now.
basically- wait, holy shit, did you guys just see that?
weβre going to crucify you
Hey guys sorry for the lack of posts, an evil fucking wizard trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber of pain and suffering (3/10, hardly any pain or suffering). Anyways what's all this about a "new year"? What happened to year? Did they get assassinated? Was it Abraham Lincoln style or JFK style? Someone please let me know.

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Battle for my brain
Im going to create a tulpa within my brain, it will be the best fighter in the lands. Im going to install a neuralink into my brain and create an AI, it too will be the best fighter in the land. I will have the two fight to the death. The winner will decide if I either return to the flesh, or return to the machine.
This will truly be a battle of the mind.
Imagine if you will
A world where I actually thought up of a good joke what if scenario. wouldn't that be fucked up and evil? it seems you've just entered... the dusk zone.
Wait hang on I think I printed the wrong papers, shit. sorry, post canceled.
something something nothing built can last forever
why is he like this?
I'm bomca!
Imagine I said that like spong bob from that show