And the Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks

The government has been trying to fight the country’s funereal stripper scourge for some time now.

I've seen many an asinine prescriptivist shibboleth in my day, but that one is a real gem.

Granted, I did not mind the 50 close-up shots of Nicholas Tse’s upper torso, but eventually you start asking yourself, 'what is the point?'

accidentally biting into a boba pearl of discarded uterine lining

clear photographic evidence of the tell-tale 'thousand cock stare' that he believes women develop after exposure to more than the lifetime recommended allotment of penises

In fact, both Norton and Ruffalo could go head to head in this year’s Best Supporting Actor category, where 40 percent of the nominees could be Hulks.

Just watched an open cab flee a group of belligerent drunken crayons.

It gained a reputation for being a lawless shantytown

he claimed to have lost 'a son' in a fierce custody battle who turned out to be a bird

HEY BITCH I AM CUTE NARA DEER. YUMMY SENBEI DOES NOT BELONG IN YOUR FAT UNHOLY HANDS IT BELONGS IN MY CUTE MOUTH.

We've done the science, and the one thing that could ever truly "only happen in New York" would be if a bodega cat pushed Alec Baldwin out of the way of a falling air conditioning unit while he was filming a Talk Stoop segment for Taxi TV.

Andy Lau Said Wife Got Fat, Not Pregnant

An imperious woman makes a gin-soaked boat captain fight Germans in the World War I Congo.

Scientists discover giant sperm fossilized in bat guano

sexually experimental geckos adrift in space

She likes to lie there, observing people and silently judging them all day.

In an America that celebrates this system of social control, everything is a sandwich that keeps America American.