[#보이스] cnblue is my querencia

Yonghwa: If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Yonghwa: Go cut the grass.

Jungshin: It’s 2 am

Minhyuk: Why?

Jungshin: 1) They spit, which is a good weapon against people.

Jungshin: 2) We can ride on them. Also very useful for battle.

Jungshin: 3) They're soft and we can put hats on them.

Minhyuk: How confident are you with this plan?

Minhyuk:

Minhyuk:

Minhyuk: Oh, that makes more sense.

Jonghyun: But... how?

Jonghyun: omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever

Jonghyun: hello fuzzy baby friend

*a few minutes later*

Jonghyun: NOT A DOG

Jonghyun: NOT A DOG

Jonghyun: BEAR

Jonghyun: ABORT ABORT ABORT

Minhyuk: Doesn't McDonald's have all day breakfast now?

Yonghwa: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

Jungshin: no

Yonghwa: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

Jungshin: word*

Minhyuk: yeah maybe

Jonghyun: Finding out Picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing I've ever heard. Everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or something but nah this dude probably sat down watching Looney Tunes thinking “damn I should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead that'd be dope”. I feel so lied to.

Minhyuk: And don't say sword

Minhyuk: Just discovered a neat trick. If you make brownies but don't cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

*an hour later*