BUFFY → the sentence meme
Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased
from the movie 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'. Send in one
of the following to see how my muse reacts:
❝ Seize the moment ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead. ❞
❝ My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. ❞
❝ I don’t wanna be this good-looking and athletic. We all have our crosses to bear.❞
❝ Out. For. A. Walk…Bitch. ❞
❝ I’ve seen honest faces before. They’re usually attached to liars. ❞
❝ I want to take comfort in you, and I know it will cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn’t care. ❞
❝ And remember, if you hurt her, I’ll beat you to death with a shovel. ❞
❝ To forgive is an act of compassion. It’s not done because people deserve it. ❞
❝ Did your life flash before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea? ❞
❝ If you leave me here alone, I’ll do something evil, like burning something or gluing things together. ❞
❝ You’re really campaigning for ‘Bitch of the Year’ aren’t you? ❞
❝ I’d bite you in a heartbeat. ❞
❝ Look at my poor neck, all tender and exposed. ❞
❝ God! What is your childhood trauma? ❞
❝ I never really liked you anyway, and - and you have stupid hair. ❞
❝ Damn. I never knew you were that cool. ❞
❝ Hey, as long as you don’t go scratching at me or humping my leg, we’re five by five. ❞
❝ You can trust some guys/girls. Really, I’ve read about them. ❞
❝ Thank you for taking time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine. ❞
❝ It’s just like fun, only boring. ❞
❝ Yeah, but I think the whole sucking the life out of people thing would have put a strain on the relationship. ❞
❝ Don’t taunt the fear demon. ❞
❝ I’ll find her/him, wherever she/he is, tie her/him up and torture her/him until she/he likes me again. ❞
❝ I’m fairly certain I said no interruptions. ❞
❝ What are you doing here? Five words or less. ❞
❝ What can I tell you, baby? I’ve always been bad. ❞
❝ I have come to redefine the terms 'pain’ and 'suffering’ since I fell in love with you. ❞
❝ So you haven’t murdered anyone lately? Let’s be best pals! ❞
❝ Does that make me a sociopath? ❞
❝ Get up. Get out. Get drunk. Repeat as needed. ❞
❝ If I wanted to fight, you could tell by the being dead already. ❞
❝ And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. ❞
❝ Sorry, was that a bit honest? Terribly sorry. ❞
❝ No, I’m a rebel. You’re an idiot. ❞
❝ Were you born this big a pain in the ass? ❞
❝ There’s no problem that cannot be solved with chocolate. ❞
❝ Darn your sinister attraction! ❞
❝ So, is it better than playing naughty stewardess? ❞
❝ You think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? ❞
❝ It’s alright. I have more scotch. ❞
❝ You have the sweetest smile I’ve ever seen. ❞
❝ Vengeance is what I am. ❞
❝ I love you. I try not to, but I can’t stop. ❞
❝ Please continue the story of failure. ❞
❝ Break me off a switch, son. There’s about to be a whoopin’. ❞
❝ Oh my god, he’s going to do the entire speech. ❞
❝ Your brain isn’t connected to your mouth, is it? ❞
❝ You really need to have every square inch of your ass kicked. ❞
❝ We have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. ❞
❝ Every person down there is ignoring your pain because they’re too busy with their own. ❞
❝ I violently dislike you. ❞
❝ I feel like I’m spending all of my time trying to be okay, so they don’t worry. ❞
❝ Is it difficult or time-consuming? ❞
❝ If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight body and make me. ❞
❝ Oh my god! Is this a…date? ❞