Bogger

Sorry for knowing everything. As if the eye didn’t force me to see. Oh, what is the level of grotesque information are you comfortable with? Should I be your personal guidebook and shut up when you don’t need more information then? Would that make you happy? Should I always be aware how much you want to know and adjust the level according to your need, but not too much because that’s an invasion of your privacy? I’m not comfortable with killing especially knowing that it doesn’t make much of a difference in the end, though. Oh, you want me to kill people because they pissed you off while I’m going through psychological horrors in my head? Thank you for not hitting me this time.

So imagine you’re big red guy and there’s a bunch of little bugs on you and they’re really boring most of the time, and then a bunch of wasps and spiders come along and kill them, which is cool and all but also a bit lame, then a really cool blue bug lands on you and is really cool and murderous so you really like that bug. Now let me tell you about ultrakill

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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom