talking body

Heather: jdhd Okay!

Heather: I cannot be the first person to ask you out! You’re so cute! Poor Orla for not realizing what she had right in front of her for that whole party! I just know that if I had gone with you…well, let’s just say the Bathorys wouldnt have been the only ones being inappropriate on that dance floor. And wow really! Oh gosh 🥺 now I’M the one that’s shaking!

Heather: This is most definitely a romantic date 😘

Bode: COOL! I promise it's not to show anyone else or anything, I just want to remember it.

Bode: You're absolutely the first! I've been called cute before but like in the cutesy little brother way, I think, never in the 'that guy is CUTE 🥵' way before, at least not to my face! I mean, I stepped on her shoes so I kind of deserved to get the shit beat out of me but alskfjlask 🥴 I wish I'd known THAT! I would've asked you in a heartbeat but I just kind of figured you'd never go for it! You're like one of the prettiest, coolest, most fun girls in the whole school, and I just... well, I'm just the guy who is like sobbing right now that he missed the chance to do ANYTHING like that with you on the dance floor even if I always pictured my first time being more private lol which is very lame to admit but I'm kind of flustered at the moment so if I babble a lot, I'm sorry! I bet you're very pretty all shaking! You're very hot all the time!

Heather: I am!!!

Heather: No one stole my phone! It is me! And that's fantastic! I saw Ember's response to that question about what guy MU she thought was the most underrated and even though she and I are usually of one mind, we very much were NOT there since I think it's YOU and then it made me think about how much I'd hate it if another girl noticed, so I decided I should just avoid that by snapping you up for myself! That is ofc if it's okay with you?

Heather: Thanksgiving! But less colonialist and for friends!

Bode: Can I screencap and print this to frame and hang it?!

Bode: AWESOME! I saw that too and I thought it was a good answer but you're right! I AM pretty underrated! Did you know that you're the first person to ever ask me out? I mean, I got Orla to go with me to the party but that's mostly because I bribed her, and you want to go on a date with ME?! For FREE?! I can't believe it! Snatch me up all you want, it's MORE than okay with me! You're so freaking cool, I'm like shaking.

Heather: Hi Bode! What's up? Have you heard that me and my sister(s?) will be throwing a friendsgiving? Would you maybe like to be my date for it???

Bode: ARE YOU ASKING ME ON A DATE?!

Bode: Wait a minute, did someone steal Heather's phone? Because if they did, that's very uncool of you! If it IS Heather though, of course, I'd LOVE to go with you!

To a girl, and with my penis preferably, but I wouldn’t say no to butt stuff.

I can stitch and unstitch most of my body parts carefully enough that the parts still work independently. I can also do a backflip!

Is it insulting to say “no”? I’m taller and smarter than @franklinsteinz so I feel pretty good, actually. I guess I’d trade a few inches and brain cells to have the game that he does though. 

I’m made of all man parts! And I like girls, way too much.

Uh, I cried on Sunday when @orlaoriley kicked my ass, if that counts? It’s kind of hard not to cry when someone wrecks you.

I am so not picky! I’d do basically anything a sex partner wanted so I’ve fantasized about like everything I’ve ever seen on PornHub.

I have lower self-esteem days like anyone else but for the most part? I think I look pretty good! I can’t wait till someone else can confirm that.

What? No, no way! I’m a lover, not a fighter, and even if I were, I think there’s way better ways to incapacitate an enemy than resorting to death. It’s not as if death is that final around these parts anyway.

I feel like I’m an improvement on normies and that improvements tend to freak them out, so I’m fine staying far away from them forever.

Back to school! Don’t call me a dork for saying so, but I get pretty lit every time another school year starts. Who doesn’t love school supply shopping and homecoming week and seeing all your friends and new classes?!

A sweater or jacket! I get cold so fast, even in the summer. Plus, you never know when a damsel in distress might need an extra layer.

honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty.