“WELL IF PEOPLE CANT DEAL WITH ME HAVING A DRAGON, I SUGGEST THEY GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!”

I think I used this exact argument like yesterday

I would die for him

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself

Bruh my dad never knows how to act around Alexa I kid you not

being a democrat is embarrassing lol

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

me seeing a dog doing literally anything: what a Cool Guy

tell george i love him