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In movies, people look straight into the camera during video conferences. In reality, people always look at the screen which is below the camera.

The first person to discover the Diet Coke + Mentos reaction probably discovered it the hard way

Technically, the highest grossing actor of all time was Stan Lee

You don’t kill time. Time kills you. Second by second.

Birth certificates are just baby reciepts

It takes one careless match to start a forest fire, but the entire box to start a camp fire

‘It’s all downhill from here’ has a different connotation for cyclists.

A Knight in shining armor is a man whose metal has never been tested.

Typing your password is like serving in tennis. The first attempt you try to smash it with fuck-off-record-breaker speed. If that doesn’t work you go again more carefully, but it’s still fast to the casual observer.