You’re All Terrible.

the only way to impress me, is by being a good person. i don't care what you have, what you wear, where you live, or what you drive. i just have deep respect for people with pure hearts, good intentions and true character.

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

this is so good. it's like i can hear the emojis too like truly so good. i'm obsessed with the way you voice the "So." especially !!

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

If I see dickless flesh monster drake one mode time I’ll lose it

I just hope future me ends up healthy, happy and thriving

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

No, don't you dare stop rambling. The more you talk, the more I learn about you. The more I learn about you, the larger my database on you grows.

i wanna hold hands when we fuck