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help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!

No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place

One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.

gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

I actually hate when characters are thought of as like…representation and all and created because of “representation” and not with a real honest desire to write interesting characters… like why not throw a shoe at my face instead of disrespecting me with this kind of bullshit

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

be kind, always

me: I should shower! it will energize me me, after showering: so…sof and cleen .. .. must na p