BOATCOASTER

Apologies, some miscreants got a hold of our social media accounts and released a definitely not real episode of BOATCOASTER. You can hear our response now in a definitely real new episode of BOATCOASTER.

NEITHER TOM SELLECK NOR BOATCOASTER ATTENDANTS CARE ABOUT YOU AND HERE IS PROOF. (AT LEAST ABOUT BOATCOASTER ATTENDANTS, TOM SELLECK MAY CARE ABOUT YOU BUT WE CAN'T SAY FOR SURE) https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/boatcoaster/id999262479?mt=2

(way to make your password “boatcoaster”, social media team)

Petroleum. Weapons. Leisure. Who will be the deep pocketed corporate sponsor of BOATCOASTER? It’s either these guys, or Doritos. Listen to episode 4 now, although we recommend listening to the other ones first, and then listening to episode 4, because that’s the natural order of things, enthusiasts.

It’s all happening, enthusiasts. Listen to episode 3 of BOATCOASTER on iTunes.

So much has happened since we last spoke, enthusiasts. The 3rd episode, entitled "Infinitely Stretching Vastness," will be available Friday on iTunes.

What’s the best time of year to visit Ridecountry Universe? Best listen to episode 2 of BOATCOASTER, whipper snappers.

Helpful, sensible precautions for BOATCOASTER riders. Episode 2 of the promotional podcast is here. Listen, learn and give light.

Sit back, relax and brace yourself. It's new BOATCOASTER day. Subscribe & listen now on iTunes.

Our hearts are soaring on wings of our area's native vultures, as episode 2 of BOATCOASTER debuts tomorrow! Episode 1 is above. Listen, or embrace your unavoidable fate.

It might create some sort of liability issue. From our next episode, “Kids Ride Free,” debuting this Friday. Listen to more BOATCOASTER here.

The second episode of BOATCOASTER is called “Kids Ride Free” and it premieres Friday on iTunes! Catch up on the first episode now – unless you’re a robot, in which case, don’t, because you can’t be trusted.

You remember what happened last time we had a restaurant at the park, right?

If you’re new here and haven’t listened to the first episode of BOATCOASTER on iTunes, then honey, it’s for your own good. https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/boatcoaster/id999262479

Pull your lap bar down snugly and hold on tight – the first episode of BOATCOASTER is here! Subscribe on iTunes and listen now.

Wait, you haven’t heard the preview? Oh, for Kathy’s sake. Here you go.