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@boardwalkwizard
What's happenin Bitches it's the pinned post.
I'm Maria, owner of the Boardwalk Wizard Bar, in a town called Mapley. It's a real fun place. It's a commune of mostly retired wizards.
I run a multiversal thieves guild, along with the only alternate-universe me to survive, a goofus named Markus. I've also got a bar nearly everywhere. You'll see what I mean.
HMU sometime I'm the best alchemist in my universe right now.
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Fucking Wickley lmao.
I don't hear from them in three years and today i get a call from em telling me that one of MY apprentices, not a guildsman but MY apprentice, just destroyed all their furniture and shattered their storefront glass.
Hoooo boy when I tell you I was fucking fuming.
I wonder if Maria has a pamplet for fucking up relationships, like how she had one for when I discovered multiverse travel.
LMAO
Tell ya what, you figure out how to handle a fumbled relationship and I'll read your pamphlet.
My last acts with the Baines Hags: I made Blair choose between me or Berri (she chose Berri), I stole Berri's favorite pipe*, and I stole a copy of the seed-data from Berri's lastest project.
I'm gonna pay Bellamy's girlfriend insane money to decrypt it, so I can found out where Berri's ejected mortality reincarnated. Once I find it, I'm gonna send an alt to watch over it and make sure it doesn't wind up like the bitch it came from.
A lot of money you say?
fffuckin jesus, kid. Are you computer types just fucking ALWAYS online or what.
Come 'round to my bars and I'll talk shop. You'll come do it at my guild headquarters so it can't be traced to Bellamy.
My last acts with the Baines Hags: I made Blair choose between me or Berri (she chose Berri), I stole Berri's favorite pipe*, and I stole a copy of the seed-data from Berri's lastest project.
I'm gonna pay Bellamy's girlfriend insane money to decrypt it, so I can found out where Berri's ejected mortality reincarnated. Once I find it, I'm gonna send an alt to watch over it and make sure it doesn't wind up like the bitch it came from.
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Oh aye what's this?
I actually got an arse now.
No much a' an arse but there's... I dunno, there's definition where there weren't none 'fore I got used ta' break a mountain.
You might actually keep it if you'd stop living on whiskey and jerky you stretched out hobgoblin.
I think tumblr and wayouddy got their timestreams out of alignment.
We lost a week lmao
Oh fuck.
Hermes sent a robo-double to see her niec-
Jesus fucking christ Hermes you exploded every neuron in her head.
Oh fuck.
Hermes sent a robo-double to see her niec-
I hadn't posted a selfie in a while. Here's the piercings that @damithal helped with.
((Art again by @jujulebee !))
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We brought Yagi in to try and keep Merc sedated.
She currently is the best alchemist in the universe* after all.
And what does she do? She grabs a clean arm-glove, reaches into the healing gel, and punches her in the fucking jaw. She immediately stops thrashing.
The youth are a lot like horses, sometimes!
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We brought Yagi in to try and keep Merc sedated.
She currently is the best alchemist in the universe* after all.
And what does she do? She grabs a clean arm-glove, reaches into the healing gel, and punches her in the fucking jaw. She immediately stops thrashing.
"whats your relationship with the St. Germains?"
we met through my ex and i took a liking to several of them. I'm also super durable, super open minded, and i fuck nasty style lmao
Many of the clan are bottoms, and some of the others appreciate that they can play hard without breaking me.
Merc's constant thrashing inside the extremely dense healing gel tube is combining with the suddenly custom-tailored diet Hermes has her on. Merc's getting yoked in her sleep. Finally gained a bit of fat padding, at least, but I bet she'll be back to looking like a ghost within a month once she's feeding herself again.
Listen I'm immortal and even *i* don't like how painfully Wayouddan Datura hits me. 3 day migraine last time.
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I give the fuck up on trying to concoct a suitable anesthetic for Merc lmao
She's like, sleep-raging, metabolising and gaining a tolerence to a fucking Merc-specific drug. Her immune response is fucking bullshit, no wonder she eats datura like popcorn.
I've got hold of Merc's uh, ward. Gizmo. She asked me to check on some twink she liberated and make sure he's got food still.
I've always wanted to poke around in her hideout.
