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Beel: You mean to tell me, in America, there is an entire holiday centered around food?

MC: Well… there’s a bit more to it than that, but food is a main component.

Beel: We’ve known you for two years now and you’re JUST now telling me us this?!?

MC: Well… yea? It’s an American holiday. But you can have a feast any day you know.

Satan: Yes, but now he has an excuse.

Belphie: Besides food, what is the premise?

MC: Nothing much. Just friends and family share a meal and it’s a day to remember all that you’re thankful for.

*Beel and MC talking in the kitchen*

*Lucifer walks in to get coffee*

*MC and Beel look at him with an amused look*

MC: Hey Luci.

Lucifer look at her confused: Did I come in too early?

Beel and MC: Yea. *gives small laugh*

Lucifer: Oops. Um, let’s start again.

*Lucifer walks out and they start the scene again*

*This time Satan walks in when Lucifer is supposed to (on purpose), and everyone laughs.*

Satan: That’s what you get for making us start over yesterday.

*Asmo going around with a camera*

*MC sitting with Beel and Belphie*

Asmo: MC! Fans always joke about how they don’t know how we get anything done, why do you think that is?

MC: Well; Lucifer, Mammon, and Satan are always pulling pranks and trying to purposely mess each other up.

Beel: Let’s be honest, we all do that.

Belphie: Yea, last week I had to a scene where I had to be crying and upset, and Lucifer and Mammon are behind the camera making stupid faces, trying to mess me up.

Beel: Satan put mustard on my Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich yesterday to try and get me to break character. It was disgusting by the way.

Lucifer: *walking over* Yea, that was Mammon’s idea.

Asmo: Who’s idea was it to put vinegar in my coffee?

Lucifer: *smirks* Mine.

Belphie: What about the inching powder in my bed?

Lucifer: That was also me. In my defense, you switched the salt and sugar in the break room.

*MC going around with a camera.*

MC: Lucifer! What is the biggest difference between you and your character?

Lucifer: My character cares a lot more about how his brothers act than I do.

MC: *snorts* Yea, you don’t give a shit.

Lucifer: I really don’t.

*MC goes to Mammon*

MC: Mammon! Same question.

Mammon: I don’t cause nearly as many problems, and Lucifer and I get along a lot better in real life.

Asmo: Yea, that’s an understatement.

*MC laughs and ask Asmo the same question*

Asmo: I’m not as vain in real life. Like, I know I’m attractive, but I don’t think I’m perfect.

MC: It’s not vain if it’s true

Asmo: *Playfully gives a flirtatious wink* That’s true.

*MC goes over to Satan and Levi*

Satan: Lucifer and I are practically best friends, so that’s the biggest difference with me.

Lucifer: *jokes while looking at his phone* That’s because I’m irresistible.

Satan: *laughs and jokes* he doesn’t have a flaw.

MC: *laughs and turns to Levi* What about you, Levi?

Levi: Um, probably that I’m not really shy in real life.

Belphie: Yea, he does public speaking on weekends.

MC: Do you really?

Levi: Oh yea. Try and motivate people to be themselves.

MC: Aw, that’s great! *turns to Belphie and Beel* What about you two?

Beel: Besides the fact that I don’t eat nearly as much? Probably that I’m an actually not that good at sports. At least sports involving a ball. I do rock climbing, but…”

Mammon: *jokingly mocking* “oh I suck at sports, but I do this really hard sport that normal people can’t do.”

*everyone laughs before looking to Belphie*

Belphie: Besides the fact that I don’t sleep all the time, probably that I don’t know anything about stars. Not a thing. I don’t know what I’m talking about half the time on the show.

*all the brothers having a conversation*

Levi: “There’s no way we could pull that off.

Asmo: “think positive.”

Levi: “Okay, I’m positive we can’t pull this off.”

*silence, everyone glancing at Belphie.*

Belphie: “Sh**, is that me? Sorry.”

*everyone gives a small laugh.*

Belphie: “I was waiting for Beel to talk.”

Beel: “My line is after yours.”

Belphie: “Sorry, sorry. Let’s go again. I got it now.”

Mammon: “Wait, do I talk after Beel?”

Lucifer: “No, it’s me I thought.” *pulls out script from behind the chair and looks at it with Mammon.*

Satan: “Belphie, you confused all of us now.” *says with a laugh*

Belphie: “I had nothing to do with those two. I feel better because the scene probably would have messed up anyway.”

Mammon: “you made me second guess myself. I was right, I’m after Beel.”

*when Satan and Lucifer switched bodies in the story, but for the sake of skit, they don’t actually switch. When it says ‘Satan’, it’s supposed to be Lucifer in Satan’s body.”

Lucifer: “Satan, I’ve told you to keep your forbidden books out of reach.”

Satan: *just looks at him with a raised brow.* “That’s my line.”

Lucifer: “Fuuuu***, I’m supposed to be you.” *everyone lightly chuckles*

Satan: “You are Satan. I am you.”

MC: “Cause that’s not confusing.” *Says sarcastically*

Lucifer: “Let’s try this again. Wait, what’s my line then?” *Levi with script jogs over to him* “Okay, I got it.”

Levi: “You sure?”

Lucifer: *Rolls eyes.* “Yes Asshole. Now start the scene.”

Satan: “I want to point out how much Lucifer isn’t like his character.” *says with a small laugh.*

MC: “Yea, and you two are actually best friend. As long as the viewers think you hate each other it’s okay.”

Mammon: “I’m not as much of a trouble maker in real life.”

Director: “That’s debatable.”

Mammon: “Pulling a prank and actually causing trouble are two different things.”

Everyone: “He has a point.”

*Female MC just cause I’m a girl so from my perspective they’re a girl*

*MC talking with Solomon*

MC: “Look, Mammon- you’re not Mammon.”

*Mammon bust out laughing off camera.*

Solomon: *chuckling slightly* “I know we kind of look alike, but still.”

MC: “I’m sorry! Apparently he’s on my mind right now.”

Mammon: “As I should be.”

MC: *rolls her eyes.* “you’re just that hot.”

Mammon: “Exactly.”

Asmo: “I feel betrayed.”

*Lucifer yelling at the brothers*

*Mammon and Levi trying not to break character and laugh*

Lucifer: “How many times do I have to- can you two stop laughing, and be serious? I’m trying to do a scene and this is our fifth take.” *says while also trying not to laugh now*

*all brothers start laughing*

Levi: “I’m sorry! He started it!” *says while laughing.

Mammon: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. You were so serious, and it was funny.”

Lucifer: “I’m supposed to be serious in this scene!” *everyone is still laughing*

Mammon: “Sorry, sorry.” *looks at camera* “I feel like I should justify my laughter by saying he’s not that serious in real life. He’s actually pretty chill.”

*tries to start again, but Asmo accidentally snorts from trying not to laugh*

*Beel spits out his food.*

Beel: “Can we keep it together? I can’t keep eating. I’m going to have to start spitting food out.” *looks at camera* “I don’t eat as much in real life either.” *turns back to his brothers* “okay, let’s get this over with, and stop laughing. Mammon I’m talking to you.”