IT STANDS FOR BUFF MANLET

i can’t relate to horror stories where it’s like ‘my wife started acting crazy isn’t that so scary?’ because i would support my wife no matter what i would love my crazy wife

I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE, LIKE...NITTY-GRITTY, IT NEVER REALLY CAME UP?? BUT VERY SEXY OF YOU, INDEED! WHO TOLD YOU THE CHEAT CODE?

fairly sure it was you but im under instruction not to go into detail on the dash

OH YEAH, BETTER KEEP A DEATH GRIP ON THOSE STATE SECRETS.

that line does have a type though dont they

I love a woman who can kick my ass.

I LIKE EM TALL AND BITEY.

Princess-Consort, actually.

I MEAN YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE RULES BUT YEAH THAT'S THE STATUS CONFERRED BY BEING MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR. TECHNICALLY YOU'LL BE A?? PRINCESS?? FOR LIKE. PROBABLY A FEW HUNDRED SWEEPS UNTIL DAD RETIRES BUT, LIKE, Y'KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE, LIKE...NITTY-GRITTY, IT NEVER REALLY CAME UP?? BUT VERY SEXY OF YOU, INDEED! WHO TOLD YOU THE CHEAT CODE?

REMINDER THAT I'M GETTING MARRIED AT SOME POINT IN THE RELATIVELY NEAT FUTURE AND THAT MY QUEEN IS ALSO SUPER FUCKING HOT.

wait is that like actually a thing or are you just being cute about it

I MEAN YOU DON'T GET TO MAKE RULES BUT YEAH THAT'S THE STATUS CONFERRED BY BEING MARRIED TO THE EMPEROR. TECHNICALLY YOU'LL BE A?? PRINCESS?? FOR LIKE. PROBABLY A FEW HUNDRED SWEEPS UNTIL DAD RETIRES BUT, LIKE, Y'KNOW.