Alright, now thatās weāre functional if not fashionable I think weāll be fine to pop open the ask box, though some ground rules should be laid:
1, donāt let my Mod name fool you, I only take requests for the boys of Blush Blush. Because I am a coward.
2, Requests are open for both current playable boys and the phone flings, with minor exceptions of Boss, Drake and Fabian. All for different reasons that Iāll elaborate on if you really really want me too, but just know that Iāll shut down anything theyāre involved with
3, Smutās totally fine to request. In fact, I actively encourage it. Just, please, god specify what sorta bits you want your Reader to have. Pronouns will be kept neutral but I can only be so vague with physical descriptions.
4, my only hard rejects in subject matter are in terms of rape, suicide or self-harm, and more ah. Outlandish fetishes. Beyond that, everythingās fair game, be it murder, general Yandere-isms, or other cases of extreme violence and like. Kidnapping
5, if requesting clusters of characters for one main prompt, keep it to five per ask so I can keep my ducks in a row. If you want more for a specific idea, feel free to break it up into multiple asks. I wonāt judge, I promise
6, feel free to let me know if I need to tag anything! Like I said before, wonāt judge!
If thereās ever a change or addition to the rules, I assure you youāll be able to see them, as the rules will be the blogs pinned post. Also please actually read the rules.
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Anon hcs when youāre sick because I feel like that would be funny
You're right, it is. We love a little germaphobe freak in this house.
~ Mod Sirina
Anon
Despite the fact that youāre the one holed up in your room and bedridden, he somehow looks more exhausted.Ā
Heās āattentiveā, but not really.Ā
Which is to say, heās camped out on your couch, away from you, on his laptop. Heāll do things if you shoot him a text but honestly heās trying to be as hands off as possible.Ā
That being said, if you have nothing going on in your room, he may- very quickly- get a console set up in there for you. Bring you a laptop, maybe. Literally anything you could co-op on- from a distance.Ā
Things like cough drops, medication, and bottled water are tossed onto your bed from the door frame. Heāll get things to you, yes, but beyond that itās all DIY.Ā
The only exception is food. He knows soup is good for the ill (it is reheated canned soup), and knows he canāt get away with just throwing it at you. Gently setting it on your bedside table is basically the only time he takes his time around you.
If you're an absolute monster, you can cough in his general vicinity. Heāll take it personally if he can tell itās on purpose.
Can we get some headcannons for Ace please? Boy needs some love and I adore him
Alright hi, I've woken up by my year long coma started by Theo not winning the Vote-a-Fling. Luckily since I was comatose, it turns out Sad Panda Studios added this delightful boy to the game, (actually they added like five), so now I feel like my dramatics were uncalled for. Anyway Ace is a big sweetie, that's my point, I love him
~ Mod Sirina
Ace
He is giving it 100% basically all of the time
Heās never really done the whole dating thing before, on account of his self admitted social troubles
And you find this absolutely bizarre
But as a result, you will get the occasional check in to make sure he is doing right as a boyfriend. He has no complaints about you, so he needs to make sure his gameās on par. On bat. Whatever the baseball equivalent is.
That being said, he is 100% on board with you taking the lead for dates. He is very aware that baseball is not a very inherently romantic activity. And he wants to be romantic!
But! If you walk up to him all āOh Ace, it would make my night if you made my favourite meal, pretty pretty pleaseā you donāt even have to get to the āpleaseāes, heās on it!
Also isnāt opposed to just a night in for video games. Since he usually just plays them with his team after a game, heās most used to Smash Bros
Itās one of the only games where they can (almost) all play at once, itās great.
But, like with most things in life, heāll try anything once!
Just donāt bring him FIFA. He doesnāt hate it, it just confuses him. Ditto with NBA Jam. And Tony Hawkās Pro Skater. And four fifths of Wii Sports.
Also susceptible to loud, grand gestures of affection. In his brain this is the only way to communicate how much he loves you. If this makes you uncomfortable (which, fair), heāll try to tone it down.
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So I know itās been a hot minute- Iāll be back soon, frfr, but Vote-A-Fling season is upon us and I need to use my power for good.
Ahem.
Vote Theo. Do it. Right now.
Vote Theo or Iāll cry.
Shoot man, Iāll bargain. You show me proof you voted Theo and Iāll hook you up with a Blush Blush (or Crush Crush, Iām bargaining that hard) one shot between 1 to 2k words. Whatever you want, no holds barred. I just need him real bad.
So I know itās been a hot minute- Iāll be back soon, frfr, but Vote-A-Fling season is upon us and I need to use my power for good.
Ahem.
Vote Theo. Do it. Right now.
Vote Theo or Iāll cry.
Shoot man, Iāll bargain. You show me proof you voted Theo and Iāll hook you up with a Blush Blush (or Crush Crush, Iām bargaining that hard) one shot between 1 to 2k words. Whatever you want, no holds barred. I just need him real bad.
Another Anon asked for Seth and Scale Cuddling Headcanons, so theyāre all getting rolled together.
Also this got posted on mobile, so, if things look awkward that would be why
~ Mod Sirina
Volks
Not being much for conversation, Volks genuinely appreciates a good quiet cuddle from time to time.
Prefers being big spoon or just cradling you in his lap, he might play with your hair or fiddle with the tips of your fingers
Heāll just rest his head in the crook of your neck, taking in your smell, very obviously relaxed.
Sometimes heāll pepper your neck, jaw and maybe a cheek with little kisses and maybe a nibble or two.
Overall heās a very unintrusive cuddler to boot, so he frequently just holds you while you keep on doing whatever it was you were up to beforehand.
Scale
He insists that he hates cuddles because Ninja Assassins can never be in a vulnerable position ever.
Which. Okay. Heās in āvulnerable positionsā around you all the time, if you catch my meaning. But whatever.
However, after forcing him into a nice cuddle night the root of the problem dawns on you very quickly.
Cuddles make him sleepy.
So most of the time, whether he likes it or not, he ends up cradled in your lap, arms loosely around you, and quietly sleeping.
Itāsā¦ Very heartwarming, seeing him in such a peaceful state. Especially when you gently stroke his hair and he gets the tiniest smile on his face.
Cole
Cole ends up taking a lot of pages out of Volksā book but cranks it up way higher.
Heās a sucker for even being in your proximity, so the idea of gently holding you while you go about your tasks alone is extremely appealing to him
But his grip is always a little tighter. His little kisses and nibbles are always a little rougher.
But he will always always prefer direct one-on-one cuddling, with nothing else going on.
Just you and him holding each other. Perhaps quietly whispering sweet nothings in your own corner of the world.
But on occasion he also suddenly squeezes you as hard as he can, as if heās scared youāll just slip through his fingersā¦
Seth
Heās very good for cuddling. Not because heās very comfy- heās rather bony actually- but heās very warm
A comfortable warm. Toasty, even.
But also on account of the warmth not being something he can turn off, cuddles in warm weather are probably a hard no.
Because there are few things worse than sweaty cuddles.
This is fine by him, because things are already so cold around here anyway. Youāre cold.
He copes by just absolutely covering you with hickeys and love bites
Because say what you will, it does make you less frigid
Like holding onto a cup of plain, slightly cold water in the middle of winter, instead of holding an ice cube
Hey, I had an idea and had to share. What do you think Stirling, Seth and Reece would do about their S/O mortality? Like, do you think they would try to make them immortal to be forever with them or something like that?
(I just really like the mortal x immortal trope and I want to see if you have any headcanons for those boys)
Honestly yeah Mortal x Immortal is a fun one.
Also hi, welcome to another episode of 'One of these boys has a big ho-hum about whether or not they're actually ready to commit to something' why do I keep headcanoning these nerds as having commitment issues
~ Mod Sirina
Stirling
Itās something he ends up thinking of rather often.Ā
The warmth you stir from deep within his chest isā¦ foreign. Strange and nigh-forgotten, but far from unpleasant.Ā
Of course an easy fix for it would be turning you.
But learning things like ethics and boundaries have been a real cornerstone in his own personal development since he met you
He himself was never turned, but he has his concerns with it.Ā
Because enduring things like having your humanity forcefully stripped from you can damage a person, yāknow?
As a result itās a question he ends up pushing off for a while
Itās like a marriage proposal except instead of having the option to back out via divorce, you're just a vampire now and forever have to deal with the fact that your āspouseā is also immortal and bumping into them in the middle of everyday life is even more awkward.Ā
Because he knows you and heās hoping you're more interesting than the type to just hide away in a cave or gloomy castle after becoming a vampire.Ā
Beyond mildly bruising his ego, do you realize how impractical that is? The only real sustenance you get in caves is bears and bats, thatās embarrassing for you.Ā
So he finally commits to asking you when he knows that A), he can handle it and any consequences that might come from it, and B), that you wonāt be stupid about it
The first is a lot harder than the second.Ā
Seth
It is a thought that enters his head on occasion, and then almost immediately leaves it the second itās there.
Out of the three Seth has the least amount of worry over it because like.Ā
Do you have any idea how high Heavenās standards are?Ā
So, he just needs to go on a little adventure after you die, figure out which circle you get plopped in and then you can pick up where you left off
He also may or may not gently encourage some moreā¦ heretic behavior on your partĀ
Because the sixth circle isnāt that bad!
You get your own house and itās nice and toasty!Ā
ā¦Heās embellishing the truth a little bit, but honestly itās really hard to sell Literal Hell to most mortals
But hey, at least when you get comfy in your circle and āplay niceā by Hellās standards, he could probably pull some strings.Ā
Heās an Infernal Prince, he could probably get a soul moved around. Heās already been allowed to keep some in his little collectorās album, whatās one that still has legs, hm?
Reece
Contrary to the other two, Reece doesnāt really have a plan for when you die.Ā
Itās not like he has the same convenient way to visit you after you die, nor does he have any good ways to make you immortal off-hand.Ā
ā¦Well. No ethical ones anyways.Ā Ā
So, when your time finally does come, he does what he knows best and turns back the clock, so to speak.Ā
And somehow, no matter how often he does it, itās always exhilarating, every time he gets to meet you again for the first time.Ā
He gets to continuously see your eyes light up when you see past wonders of the world you could only read about; when you see the farthest spectacles of the universe you could only dream of.Ā
Heās spent entire lifetimes with you like this, and he wouldnāt trade it for anything.Ā
ā¦Though some lifetimes are shorter than others, and heās ashamed to admit that most of the shorter ones are his fault.Ā
So only give him an awkward laugh on the occasions where he scrambles up to you on your second date with the most relief youāve seen out of anyone.Ā
Itās not funny at all, the last time he saw you you were bleeding out in an alien maw, stop laughing.Ā
ā¦Of course, heās never admitted to you that he does it at all. Maybe youād think him odd for it. Maybe youād try to pry into what alternate timelines were like, and that either goes against his principles or makes him break down blubbering depending on the one he thinks of first.Ā
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Hello, I saw your headcanons of some of the boys crushing on their childhood friend and liked it a lot. Could you do the same for Scale and Cole? (If not, that's alright :))
Oh absolutely.
Hi welcome to The Childhood Friends to Lovers club, the only trope that can flow like water in my hands. Very easy, very good.
~ Mod Sirina
Scale
Itās complicated.
He honestly picks up on it when heās still a kid, but he keeps heel digging about it, because heās just completely in denial about it.
But then he starts out his Ninja Assassin training and beyond that being just a kinda awkward situation to begin with, the clanās pretty tight on the rules around relationships
You know. Donāt date people whoāll have issues with being with a murderer, make sure they arenāt a narc. Also be ready to kill them at a moment's notice.
Itās the last one that heās worried about
While yes, liking you is a part of it for certain, he also canāt stand the thought of having to kill you because itād be like killing the last thing that could remind him of when his life was peaceful
When his life was simpler, if not a little dull- and thereās something charming in the mundane to be certain.
But then again, in contrast to the inherent tragedy of the situation (which, to be clear, he thinks is kind of romantic in and of itself), you also know that he was like. A mega dweeb when he was younger. And honestly how could be be with someone who knows him as such a tool-
Heāll probably confess at some point. He just needs a good push to convince him that the pros can outweigh the risk.
Cole
Oh noooo
All Cole recognizes at first is that heās always wanted to be as close to you as possible
Including but not limited to suggesting awful things about your mutual friends in an āunintentionalā effort to get you to drop them
That way he can be your best best friend :)
But then itās when he sees you start going on dates that he feels his blood start to boil, thatās when he realizes itās something far more than wanting to be your ābest best friendā.
On the other hand, youāre finding it both disheartening and distressing that every boy who asks you out either suffers from tragic accidents or is far worse than they let on
Good thing your best best friend is there to key you in on those. You really arenāt good at getting reads on people, are you?
When he feels thereās a lull in your āgoing out to find a boy to make yoursā, thatād when he decides to finally strike with his confession
ā¦But then thereās always that slim chance youāve started to believe youāre cursed; and not wanting one of your nearest and dearest hurt, or worse, you might turn him down
Yet even if you do, he still begs and pleads to at least try it
And when- not if- you eventually cave in, he seems delighted and more consistently happy than you think youāve ever seen him.
Not to mention, he has yet to suffer any accidents. How nice :)!
This is a kinda canon headcanon I have, but I imagine Volks still has some canine traits in his hybrid form, such as like growling, howling, maybe fetching things? What do you think?
Actually funnily enough this has also been a bit of a headcanon of mine just. More, y'know?
For some reason in my head each of the boys has some sort of lingering side effects from the transformations, be it behaviour based or just a genuine alteration of their senses and perception.
Just to rattle out a few off top of my head, things like Nimh still having a better sense of hearing than most, Cashew still but now unintentionally stashing things, Ichiban and Cole doing Cat Stretches and Poe starting a Crow Drawer, just filled with bits and bobs he's started hoarding.
I also like to think that Scale puffs out smoke if he sighs really hard and was so surprised when this first happened that he proceeded to choke on it.
Since we just got Reeceās Phone Fling follow up, his LTE is *probably* up next on the sixth.
As a result, while it may be early to call, Iāll just say that Reece can be included in traditional requests if wanted. Just know that it might take a bit for me to get to them so I can actually unlock him and all that.
Could do some headcannons about Eli, Cashew and Poe (separated) crushing on their childhood best friend?
Oh no! It's an ask that appeals to all my biases so I dropped everything and typed this up in two hours!
But, c'mon? My favourite tropes and my favourite boy? The pandering is unreal...
~ Mod Sirina.
Eli
Once it all clicks to Eli, he hesitates and goes back and forth on actually asking you out a lot
But much like many things in his life, he struggles with committing to a choice
That being said, while heās heel-diggy about asking you out, he basically tells you he thinks he loves you like, 9 days tops after it clicks in his head.Ā
Just. With the caveat that he doesnāt know if he wants to date you yet.
Because Eli knows himself- he knows that commitment is hard, he knows that heās left his fair share of relationships by ghosting his way out when things start getting too serious for his tastes.Ā
And he also knows he cares about you a whole lot. Youāve been there for him basically his entire life.
The least he could do is not run you through his usual battery and leave you in aā¦ less than stellar way.
He still loves being around you, and heās pretty sure heād want to be with you in a more traditional sense.
He just wants to make sure heās ready for it first.
Poe
It dawns on him very suddenly one night
As heās scratching his brain, digging up any inspiration he has hiding up there.Ā
Yet his mind keeps wandering back to you. As he lingers on that thought, he canāt help but lean back in his chair with an audible āoh noā.
Itās not that he dislikes you, that should be obvious, but itās more the idea thatās getting on his nerves
Like, cāmon. The damaged goth boy ends up falling for the only person that gave him a sense of belonging? The one person who could help him look on the brighter side of things, even if it was like, barely brighter at all?
God it was such a cliche, and here he was living it
But itās fine! He doesnāt have to do anything about it! Heāll just bury it deep down and then heād die someday. Itād be great.Ā
ā¦But completely blocking out his affection for you is way harder than he thought. It starts gnawing at him more than anything.Ā
He ends up confessing by text, because heās a coward. Worst case, you donāt like him that way, but you can both pretend that it never happened ever.Ā
And yet you still reciprocate without skipping a beat, fully embracing the dumb cliches you are, both to his delight and chagrin.
Cashew
To anyone who knows, this isnāt a surprise. Least of all to Cashew himself.
Heās a hopeless romantic at heart; living through a boy-next-door, childhood friend to lovers romance kinda goes hand in hand with that very naturally.
He makes plenty of attempts to confess, but he just struggles with it every time.Ā
Itās just the simple fact that he believes in the fallacy that an unreciprocated confession between friends has the potential to make that friendship cave in on itself immediately
It really doesnāt, but no oneās telling him that
He ends up coping by trying to do typical āboyfriendā things but not entirely succeeding at playing it casually. Cashually, if you will.Ā
Heāll like, make these little attempts to hold your hand. The most he ends up doing is locking pinkies, which you just think is a cute thing he does.Ā
Plus heāll carry whatever he can for you- books, shopping bags, you name it.Ā
How nice :)!
But also every book heās been recommending to you lately involve the protagonist reconnecting and falling for their childhood friend, who just so happens to always be their endearingly dorky foil andā¦ hm.Ā
Youāre eventually the one who breaks the tension, just directly asking him when exactly it is heās planning on asking you out instead of being so coy about it.Ā
Of course having it called out directly catches off guard- he was being so subtle about it!
No he wasnāt!
Still, once he gets over it, he āasks you outā right then and there. Sure itās not a picture perfect confession scenario butā¦ Does it really need to be if you already know?
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Hey, how do you think Nimh, Scale, Poe and Cashew would react to being called a loving nickname by their partner for the first time?
Maaaan, this one was nice and cute. That's the sorta shit I live for, y'know?
~ Mod Sirina
Nimh
When you call him one he pauses for a minute, but then breaks out into one of the biggest grins youāve ever seen him get, peppered with just the happiest little laugh you could imagine.Ā
Heās so excited!
Heās been wanting to use cute nicknames for you for months now, but he didnāt really want to break the seal on it
Because maybe you werenāt a nickname kind of person, you know?
But his āsweetheartās and ādarlingās are locked and loaded now!Ā
Always leans for more classic ones like those, too.Ā
Genuinely though he loves loves loves pet namesĀ
You may never hear him say your name again, tbh.
Scale
Does not register to him that youāre even talking to him at first.Ā
Because Scale being as he is, heās very certain that there should still be a level of professionalism in your relationship
ā¦At least thatās what heās been telling you
But youāre also breaking that āāāāāprofessionalismāāāāā with a cartoon hammer, fr.Ā
The names get dumber and dumber. It gets to āSpicy Tuna Rollā until he realizes youāve been giving him pet names for weeks.Ā
Sure he sounds annoyed and fussy about it, but at this point you know him well enough to find the 2% separation between his annoyance and embarrassment. This is the latter.
Notably, he never actually tells you to stop. Just gets flustered every time it happens.
Poe
He finds pet names to be extremely embarrassing in the best way possible.Ā
He will never admit out loud that he really likes them, you have to pry that from his cold dead lips
But he does love them.
The first time you do it he almost curses the little flutter his heart does.Ā
But to him, thereās almost somethingā¦ Pleasingly domestic about it. He hates that he doesnāt hate it.Ā
So, he never tells you to stop, he just gets this tiny dopey smile and the tips of his ears redden ever so slightly.Ā
He also isnāt one to give any nicknames. Not verbally, anyway.Ā
He has a fair share written down in one of his notebooks, but heād rather die than have you find them yourself.Ā
Cashew
Cashew has always been one already predisposed to nicknames, primarily because he wants to occasionally forget his legal name is Cashew
Heās only really used to hearing āCashā though, so getting called anything cuter or romantic throws him off a bit
He looks to you, then away, then back to you before double checking that you did actually say the words you meant to.
And, whether you intended to or not, whatever you call him when you want his attention is an indicator of how long youāve been trying to get his attention
āSweetsā, or anything adjacent is used the first three-ish times, then Cash, then Cashew.
āNutter-Butterā is specially reserved for when youāve been trying to get his attention for a few minutesĀ
Reference from Brooklyn 99, how would some of the boys react if we just said "If I run and leap at (Name), he will most certainly catch me in his arms" and then proceeded to run full force at them while they're carrying stuff. (You can just ignore this if you don't understand this or don't want to do this.)
I was given 'some' and immediately ignored my own rules and did 'all', that's fun.
Still, finally cracking down and writing all *checks notes* 2 requests I've gotten.
(Please feel free to send in requests, I'd love to have more to work with)
Nimh
Oh it is such a rough thing for poor Nimh.
Problem A), the call alone is a little jump scare to him, and now his heart is freaking out
Problem B), heās now faced with the dilemma of either dropping everything, or letting you eat shit on the pavement. Heād like neither to happen, but heās not dumb enough to think he could do both
He eventually commits to catching you, but that just leads to
Problem C), he is not very strong and he can barely hold you
Give him the courtesy of keeping a foot on the ground to balance out your weight, yeah?
Volks
You joke about it sometimes before you ever commit to the bit
And every single time you do he insists to you that he will make zero effort to catch you
But you know Volks very well at this point.
And you know, among other things, that he is a dirty fucking liar
So you can only imagine your personal childlike glee when you finally do it and he does, in fact, catch you without hesitationĀ
He insists itās because if you fell and like, broke your elbow or something, thatād be terrible. Medical bills and all that.
For his sake, youāre ignoring that his face is growing redder by the second.Ā
Kelby
No hesitation 100% of the time
First of all, holding you is extremely easy for him, but also he just finds carrying you to be romantic as hell
Oh heāll cringe if he happens to be dropping something heavy, like a weight, but he still goes for you, thatās his priority
Still, he likes looking for opportunities to show off, and carrying you around like itās nothing is prime show off material.
He might even get in a couple squats. He knows they go appreciated.
Eli
Itās a coin flip with Eli
Though if thereās a chance youād genuinely injure yourself heāll probably catch you
But itās fair game to just let you crash if itās carpet or grass. Because he thinks itās just a little funny.Ā
He also occasionally makes you pay the ācatch taxāĀ
Itās 5 dollars to at least partially make up for the drink that just died on the ground for your goofs.
Anon
Really, shame on you, you should know better.
He makes no attempt to catch you
In fact, he finds the way you end up crashing into the wall kinda funny.Ā
Like watching a cat really fuck up a jump.
Beyond the fact that heās kind of a stickler with his physical contact to begin with, a lot of the things he carries around are very easily breakable
So yes itās rude, but frankly heās not about to shell out 1000 dollars for a new laptop because you thought you could make a goofy point- because you couldnāt.
GarretĀ
Garret doesnāt even miss a beat
Heās got you held up in one arm and whatever it was he was holding cradled in the other
While he thinks that it was certainly an odd thing to do, it was pretty cute.
Not hard to do. He thinks most things you do are cute.
Gives you a little kiss and gently sets you back down
Donāt get overconfident though. If heās holding an animal, the animal gets priority. Theyāre more fragile.
He still feels really bad about it though. You think he might cry
DmitriĀ
Dmitri also goes for the catch every time
It adds to his suave and romantic charm, obviously.
However, as the type to prioritize romance over basic logic on occasion, heās also prone to forgetting that heās often holding his drink of choice
No itās fine that his foot just got doused in hot coffee, no heās not getting a third degree burn
Appreciate the romance, heāll go see someone about it later
Ichiban
Like Anon, Ichiban hesitates, because if heās holding something, itās likely expensive.Ā
However, unlike Anon, he makes the fatal mistake of still trying to catch you
And it worked maybe once. Heās still riding that high though.
He can handle it!
ā¦But also this case of shenanigans that he has never told you to stop doing has cost more in equipment that either of you are ready to admit out loud.
You may or may not have pitched in to replace several cameras, controllers, and lavaliersĀ
William
He tries very very hard to get you to stop charging him before contact is made
Itās a flurry of paperwork, because he does catch you
Says itās the least he could do as the doting boyfriend he is
Though he does awkwardly dismiss himself from in after a moment.Ā
While carrying you around is quite romantic, he wonāt disagree with that, but also those papers were kind of important and he should get those together ASAP.Ā
People have pets in need, and they canāt get it without the information getting where it needs to be.
He promises to give you a good cuddle once itās all sorted, however.
MyxĀ
Thereās a very direct correlation between what exactly heās holding and how okay he is with dropping it to scoop you
Electronics? Hard no, those are pricey to replace
Instruments are also frequent victims, and it depends on its fragility.
He tried to catch you with his leg once, except all he actually did was end up kicking you in the gut on the way down
He apologized about it for fifteen minutes straight.Ā
But if itās something sturdy, he has no problem with chucking it straight down and scooping you up into a whole ass cuddle.Ā
Stirling
Oh please donāt do that outsideĀ
Heās fine with it inside and at night. Itās very attractive, even. Smooth and charming as he sweeps you off your feet before you can even make the jump.
But in the middle of the day itās very bad for both of you
He canāt hold his parasol and you at the same time, itās not happeningĀ
So get ready to either hit the deck or get caught on fire with him, depending on how much time he gets to think about it
Scale
He screams at first
Thereās a loud clatter of knives, but heās got you!
Scale insists very hard that he did not shriek like a little baby at you almost impaling yourself on his knives
Instead he scolds you over it
I mean come on, you spent an entire afternoon to keep his assassination deadline on you years away
Whatās the good in wasting that, he couldāve done better things with his afternoon if you were gonna die a couple months later anyway
Sven
Puts no thought into whatever heās holding, he just tries to hold you on top of it
Itās very uncomfortable every time, why do you keep doing that
It also doesnāt register to him that itās his need to multitask it that results in you injuring yourself
He starts doing it to you to prove a point, and thinks heās doing it better because he doesnāt get hurt
He has not realized itās because you actually drop everything to catch him
But itās still fun, and you kinda donāt want to ruin it for him.
ColeĀ
He doesnāt even flinch
Itās like he anticipated youād do this exact thing
And unlike some of the other boys he doesnāt even think when he drops whatever heās holding.Ā
Unless itās something on the moreā¦ incriminating side. At that point he dodges you, dodges any questions, and quickly dismisses himself from the conversation entirely.
Sure itās entirely possible thereās a shattered plate of hot food at his feet now, but that doesnāt matter because youāre here, being contently held in his arms
He uses it as an excuse to keep holding you
Poe
It what fucking world do you think he could hold you?
He drops his coffee and his school papers
Luckily they donāt damage each other, but w o w that was a close call
But beyond losing his morning caffeine and having to gather his work back up, youāve hurt his wrists and also your entire body
No one has won here.
He also just. Literally canāt hold you. Heās a tiny frail goth boy, he crumbles if heās holding anything heavier than 20 pounds.Ā
Once youāre back on your feet, he asks if you could at the very least help him gather up his papers. Theyāre worth like 20% of his grade.Ā
Cashew
Already a bit on the twitchy side, when he notices you speeding like a bullet train, he squeaks.
What exactly do you think youāre doing??? Heās been relocating his books all afternoon, you can see that heās holding like, 8.
But, visibly cringing, they hit the floor, because he knows that he canāt hold them and you at the same time
One of them falls wide open, pages down. He tries not to think of the potential folded pages and boxed corners.Ā
Especially because of how pleased you look!
ā¦But the second he can set you down heās on the ground checking for damages.
Seth
Seth is the absolute king of the ācasually carrying around hazardous objectsā club
But unlike everyone else in said club, he has no qualms about chucking whatever it is on the ground and scooping you up.Ā
This has resulted almost unanimously in making more hazards and chaos, but he hasnāt fussed about it once
He gets to give you a lil snuggle and it has the potential to cause crime. Itās a win-win for him!
You are an accessory to arson now though, so watch out, yeah?
Logan
Man goes into bullet time
Itās just a race to him to see if he can free an arm before you inevitably āplinkā off him and crash into the floor
Like. He does it, no real problems
But he immediately sets you down and scolds you for it
Because that was dangerous! What if he got hurt? What if you got hurt? What if he was holding something breakable, or bringing his fire axe somewhere?
All of those sound awful!Ā
Still, he ruffles your hair and plants a little kiss on the top of your head. He isnāt mad, he just wants to make sure youāre being safe.
