blu

snivels pathetically... i miss when spotify like song button was a heart.....

Mischaracterization in fics is annoying and can sometimes make me be like “he would not say that” EXCEPT when I do it. he would say that because I am holding him at gunpoint to do so

sorry professor I could not do this assignment. there are fictional characters in my head.

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

an IV drip with pictures of my special fictional guy

“english isn’t my first language sorry for any mistakes” —proceeds to write the most beautiful work of art ever created with grammar ten times better than an english professor

its all fun and games and "i love characters that are made to be a pair" until one of them DIES and the other is just LEFT BEHIND!!!!!!

loving this character isn’t enough I need to unhinge my jaw and sink my teeth into them 

[lies down on my stomach, kicks feet and sighs dreamily]: he has committed so many atrocities

i love my men pathetic, in need of therapy and with a long list of crimes

“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

My name is Hermes. I ain't a poet. I stole this poem just to show it. And my. My son died. I can save kids but i can't save mine (what!)